Lance Miller

[Lance Miller @RealLanceMiller]

@BIGMEM12 This is not like that.

[Lance Miller @RealLanceMiller]

@Dadsaysjokes Stop taking drugs

[Lance Miller @RealLanceMiller]

@The_FJC Protecting slavery is why we have an electoral college.

[SNY Mets @SNY_Mets]

"How do you hope fans remember you?"

Howie Rose: "As one of them"

[Lance Miller @RealLanceMiller]

@HowieRose how am I gonna survive being a Mets fan without your voice?? Heartfelt thanks & love from my family to yours.

[Lance Miller @RealLanceMiller]

@Gabriel_Olson now do Talespin!

[Gabriel Olson @Gabriel_Olson]

DuckTales premiered 39 years ago today.
I loved that show. Not for the gold. For the idea that adventure meant going somewhere wild with people you love.

It was Indiana Jones for kids.

Nobody's making the movie, so I made the trailer. Sound on. 🦆

[Lance Miller @RealLanceMiller]

@The7Line He turned down a lowball offer & bet on himself - i don’t think anyone is mad at him for that. And we did let him walk last year without a chance to stick around. And only the 1 yr deal before that. Mets screwed around with a future HOF player for years.

[Lance Miller @RealLanceMiller]

@TheExtremeMusi1 Crumbs From Your Table

[Lance Miller @RealLanceMiller]

@OleTimeHardball Pujols to split up the lefties

[Lance Miller @RealLanceMiller]

@HawkEmDownChris Anyone not saying Hans Gruber is dumb

[Lance Miller @RealLanceMiller]

@WhiteHouse I gotta admit it. I’ll miss your circus shitshow once you’re dead.

[Lance Miller @RealLanceMiller]

@OleTimeHardball I'd put Piazza right on Carter's heals. And where's Yadier Molina?

[Lance Miller @RealLanceMiller]

@TonesOfMusic these rankings are wayyyy off. Nevermind is one of the most important albums of all time. Easy #1. Jagged Little Pill, easy #2. And why does everyone have a hard-on for Oasis??

[Lance Miller @RealLanceMiller]

@AnthonyDiComo the lower half of our lineup is horrifying

[Lance Miller @RealLanceMiller]

@MLB What's Joe Carter gotta do???

[Lance Miller @RealLanceMiller]

@sirDukeDevin Occam’s razor: they like the racism because they’re racist.

[Lance Miller @RealLanceMiller]

@SleeperMets 10 mad at anyone besides bringing back #20

[Lance Miller @RealLanceMiller]

@SNY_Mets 0-10 and the 10th loser will be me for watching

[Books Behind Borders @MHTruthUltra]

Not to alarm anyone but is anyone else worried about how fucking stupid everyone is?