Real Bitches

We fuck a lot, but we follow back more

[Real Bitches @RealLifeBitches]

Well guys this might be my last tweet... Pray that I won't lose access to my account! #RLB

[Real Bitches @RealLifeBitches]

I've been smoking the days away #fallbreak

[Real Bitches @RealLifeBitches]

If you ain't cheating you ain't trying #finalsweek

[Real Bitches @RealLifeBitches]

Everything's overrated excepted for drugs and alcohol. #RLB

[Real Bitches @RealLifeBitches]

#LiesImTiredOfHearing "I usually don't do this...." Yeeeeah, suuure.

[Real Bitches @RealLifeBitches]

Seeing that the person you used to be with is now with a complete downgrade..... #greatfeeling

[Real Bitches @RealLifeBitches]

You just don't let a cracked out bitch wait... You just don't.

[Real Bitches @RealLifeBitches]

I am very impatient when I'm cracked out on adderall. #RLB

[Real Bitches @RealLifeBitches]

I don't know how I would function without adderall

[Real Bitches @RealLifeBitches]

My version of wine and cheese is Franzia and Cheeto Puffs #RLB

[Real Bitches @RealLifeBitches]

I should start saving up to pay for the medical bills I'm bound to have from future liver problems. #RLB

[Real Bitches @RealLifeBitches]

I'm not addicted, just committed. #RLB

[Real Bitches @RealLifeBitches]

Loose morals, high alcohol tolerance #rulestoliveby #RLB

[Real Bitches @RealLifeBitches]

I feel better when I look better #RLB

[Real Bitches @RealLifeBitches]

If you think this outfit looks good this morning, you should have seen it last night #shacker

[Real Bitches @RealLifeBitches]

I'm a bitch when it comes to taking a drink that I didn't see get poured. #smartbitch

[Real Bitches @RealLifeBitches]

"Do it if your a bad bitch." #getsmeeverytime

[Real Bitches @RealLifeBitches]

A meal without wine is called breakfast. #RLB

[Real Bitches @RealLifeBitches]

I think it's time you put Sensitive Susie back in the box and start laughing at yourself like the rest of us do.