"haha I can't believe ur making me write all these variations"
"no one asked you to do that ludwig"
"*on variation number 20* haha u guys are crazy i can't believe ur mak-"
no frivolous mozart opera for me!! no way!!! no sir!!! anyway sonnleithner and i just added this duet where marzelline and leonore argue over whether the kids' first words will be Maman or Papa that DOES NOT AT ALL SOUND like papageno/papagena-
grillparzer at my funeral: the humble tones of the mass-
me, crawling out of the casket: hey, franz-- stop screaming, it's just me-- franz, i'm interested in ur choice of adjective for this incredibly ambitious and complicated large-scale work- franz pull urself together come on
fatal decline in health after a PURELY spite-driven winter journey in an open carriage is probably the most in-character way i could have gone out. look at THAT, nikolaus. i stormed out and then DIED. I got the last word TWICE.
Immortal Beloved is told through the eyes of anton schindler so a really historically accurate version would read thus:
giulietta guicciardi: the rumors are true. i was the great love of Luigi's life
schindler: okay sounds about right
[credits roll]