Dr. Masala Bonds

Head of Risk | Ex-Credit Suisse | IIM-C | GWSB | Macro/Energy/Rates/Structured Products/Derivatives/Risk |

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American Winter Heating Bills working-analysis 2021.
Self-Retweet Not an attempt to Gasconade.
Just an attempt at organizing my thoughts and for those who might find this useful/educational.

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For my American friends. Your heating bills are about to go up by ≅30% this winter apparently. Let's Analyze some of the "root causes" at play & why your Home energy bills might resemble those in Europe & not the 30% claimed, hopefully not w/ the same intensity(5x Avg).
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@expertwith_AI Cash

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@FoundersPodcast Ask that "little boy" to call me when he grows up. 100% i'm hiring.

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@khyberhimalayan can't wait to be back!!

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@davidbelle_ Lol on CS: https://t.co/D0sM1lnAos

Apologies on not checking up on employers my man

DM if you guys sell treasury/prime services. And/or cloud managed CRM stuff. + Tell you the employer and see if I can get you in front of the right crowd. Always looking for great vendors!

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@davidbelle_ Haha "monk mode" I believe is what the kids are calling it these days?

Good to be back. And nice to finally be in control again (Post the CS debacle - Dear God) Howve you been old sport? How's tradingview?

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@davidbelle_ My only question is, with/without yolk?

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@elonmusk @elonmusk
2/2 more embarrassing for the Head of Mon. that I had to do the 2/2 than it is for me tbh

Also Why do we have to pay to subscribe to you now (Not stingy, care more about the platform, gods have been kind etc)? Youre the Smart Man's Trump!

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@elonmusk @elonmusk 1/2 decided 2 hop back to shiiteverse (fellow free-speech-absolutist-fintwitter, feel free to look at my profile Getting life together etc not because of the lazy reasons)

Paid min fees to hop back can't I upgrade w/o canceling ? Linking to 2/2

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@TooSimple2 @TooSimple2 One is getting some grey hairs on the rough edges so I'm not entirely sure if I remember if we've spoken before (being sarcastic. I'm 31).

Did you happen to read jolts and inflation (focus on jolts) along with the jobs report? (By read I mean beyond headline)

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@TooSimple2 Any time old sport. A lot has passed since I was last here, feel free to set one up. Just tell me when and where

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Hello World.

It's been a minute!

Edits: Added videos later. Testing the platform out. Love the ability to be able to do this!

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@KirtanShahCFP Rental income isn’t the only slice of returns you get from residential real estate. Cap appreciation?

And that isn’t taxable if you rollover.

3-4% avg returns is what i’ve been working with, brings the figures up to +/- 1% FD

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@PriapusIQ

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Ran out of popcorn this weekend with all the #CreditSuisse (fortunately former employer) drama.

Grats to @UBS on the free breakfast/brunch/lunch/high-tea/dinner/night-cap.

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@eh_el_es @FirstSquawk @sunchartist

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@flyingbeast320 Who needs artists. Kaam bolta hai.

Earth at Night.

Saanch ko aanch kya?

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@PriapusIQ Lol happy birthday my man. Lets catch up soon, its been a minute

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May whatever god’s there be guide your efforts to the path that you were always meant to be on.

Happy (almost) New Year.

I know I haven’t been as active on the bird app, but those who know me personally would know its for obvious reasons.

See ya’ll soon.

Happy #Samvat2079