Matt

Similar to cow bell, we need more moderation in this world. All opinions are my own. And most of this is satire so don’t be offended.

[Matt @RealMattFlett]

It’s not as cool as you think. Trust me. But #GoPokes

[Wyoming Freedom Caucus @WYFreedomCaucus]

Conservatives can govern. We did what the Insiders have failed to do for 15 years by passing a strong school finance recalibration bill.

[Matt @RealMattFlett]

Join me - The Dead Swede Gravel Race/Ride/Tour https://t.co/1y2sRoKb4w

[Matt @RealMattFlett]

Congrats to @DHSgov for leading the nation on deploying body cameras on law enforcement officers! Not a single law enforcement agency in the country has already thought of this decades ago.

[Special Envoy Kristi Noem @EnvoyNoem]

I just spoke with @RealTomHoman @ICEDirector @CBPCommissioner. Effective immediately we are deploying body cameras to every officer in the field in Minneapolis.

As funding is available, the body camera program will be expanded nationwide. We will rapidly acquire and deploy body cameras to DHS law enforcement across the country.

The most transparent administration in American history—thank you @POTUS Trump.

Make America Safe Again 🇺🇸

[Matt @RealMattFlett]

@realDonaldTrump you’re literally the best Christian in the history of Christianity. Thank you for the joyful note this holiday season.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Merry Christmas to all, including the Radical Left Scum that is doing everything possible to destroy our Country, but are failing badly. We no longer have Open Borders, Men in Women’s Sports, Transgender for Everyone, or Weak Law Enforcement. What we do have is a Record Stock Market and 401K’s, Lowest Crime numbers in decades, No Inflation, and yesterday, a 4.3 GDP, two points better than expected. Tariffs have given us Trillions of Dollars in Growth and Prosperity, and the strongest National Security we have ever had. We are respected again, perhaps like never before. God Bless America!!! President DJT

[Matt @RealMattFlett]

@elonmusk then don’t go to Yale?

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Literally zero Republicans in 30 Yale departments when half the country is Republican is truly outrageous bigotry!

[Matt @RealMattFlett]

@DonaldJTrumpJr sounds like game on little boy.

[Donald Trump Jr. @DonaldJTrumpJr]

We will never let this happen.

[Matt @RealMattFlett]

Okay………

[DNI Tulsi Gabbard @DNIGabbard]

Beginning today, at @POTUS' direction, records related to Amelia Earhart's final flight and disappearance 88 years ago will be declassified and shared with the American people.

These records include reports, maps, and other documents tracing Earhart's final journey, her last known communications and location, and the initial search following her disappearance.

Thanks to President @realDonaldTrump's leadership, a historic initiative is underway to digitize and publicly release these records from across the federal government, including newly declassified files today from @NSAgov.

As agencies identify additional files, the new documents will be uploaded to @USNatArchives on a rolling basis, alongside those previously released, at https://t.co/O9e08dK1wN.

[Matt @RealMattFlett]

@YouTubeTV good news! I’ve cancelled my subscription to @YouTubeTV and am now with @hulu. That means I can watch @CollegeGameDay from home, not drive 6.5 hours to go in person and have to politely ask @taraagardiner for permission from a rando to sleep on her couch. Everyone wins

[YouTube TV @YouTubeTV]

Members, when we renew our contracts with network partners, we advocate for fair pricing to offer you the best TV experience. Our contract with Disney has reached its renewal date, and we'll not agree to terms that disadvantage our members while benefiting Disney’s TV products.

[Matt @RealMattFlett]

@espn @Disney @YouTubeTV and et all. Do I need to start driving to @Utah_Football now? Bc if I miss @CollegeGameDay tomorrow for the first time in 20 years I’m going to be very disappointed. I expect this behavior from Congress. Not you professionals.

[YouTube TV @YouTubeTV]

Members, when we renew our contracts with network partners, we advocate for fair pricing to offer you the best TV experience. Our contract with Disney has reached its renewal date, and we'll not agree to terms that disadvantage our members while benefiting Disney’s TV products.

[Matt @RealMattFlett]

Did anyone else interpret @natebargatze on @CollegeGameDay this morning thinking @MountRushmoreNM is in North Dakota when it’s really in South Dakota? Maybe I misheard it? #GoJacks

[Matt @RealMattFlett]

We have officially become a joke of a country. Congrats to both sides of the aisle.

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

Every day Democrats keep the government shut down, the sombrero gets 10x bigger. 🪇

DEMOCRAT SHUTDOWN™️

[Matt @RealMattFlett]

@taraagardiner I’m fine with it. They are the lower tier Pokes anyways. @wyo_football #GoPokes

[Matt @RealMattFlett]

@Utah_Football two years ago I flew to Salt Lake to watch you lose by 29 to @oregonfootball. This year I’m going to drive 2 hours to watch you lose by a million to @wyo_football. #GoPokes #Laradise

[Utah Football @Utah_Football]

Bringing the ⭕️🪶 to Laramie!

#GoUtes | @SeatGeek

[MLFootball @MLFootball]

ICONIC: The University of Nevada turnover slot machine was the hardest celly ever.

🐐🐐🐐

[Matt @RealMattFlett]

@KristiNoem I hope you’re providing technical assistance to these groups if they have never received federal grants before. Procurement thresholds, Davis-Bacon, project complete reports, and a ton of bureaucratic strings comes with this. It’s not as easy as a fun tweet.

[Kristi Noem @KristiNoem]

DHS is awarding $110 million to more than 600 faith-based organizations and nonprofits across the US. In the face of violent criminals and radical organizations intent on hurting American communities, the Trump Administration is helping houses of worship, schools and community centers to harden their defenses against attacks and protect themselves.

This money, administered through FEMA’s Nonprofit Security Grant Program, may be used on security enhancements, like cameras, warning and alert systems, gates and lighting, access control systems and training programs for staff.

Instead of using grant money to fund climate change initiatives and political pet projects, we are using this money to protect American communities— especially places where people gather in prayer.

[Matt @RealMattFlett]

How ironic on the day America moved away from king rule, @realDonaldTrump is bringing the role back and nobody can stand up to him to stop it.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

🇺🇸🇺🇸 Happy birthday, America! 🇺🇸🇺🇸

[Matt @RealMattFlett]

@elonmusk you keep this up and I have a warning for you. I’m going to buy a @Tesla!!! Keep the deetz coming!! #NeverTrump

[Matt @RealMattFlett]

@Mike_Pence is an absolute boss. He continues to stand up for the Constitution instead of roll over like everyone else.

[Mike Pence @Mike_Pence]

The Constitution gives Congress the power to levy taxes and tariffs. Article 1, Section 8 provides that the Congress “shall have Power To lay and collect Taxes, Duties, Imposts and Excises.” The president has no authority in the Constitution to unilaterally impose tariffs without an act of Congress. To restore the power to levy Tariff’s back to the American people, Congress should take immediate steps to reclaim their Constitutional authority On Tariffs.
https://t.co/OQ8ZOe06yx

[Matt @RealMattFlett]

Another example of extreme professionalism. So embarrassing.

[Special Envoy Kristi Noem @EnvoyNoem]

Suck it

[Matt @RealMattFlett]

@GovRonDeSantis 100% agree with you. Are property taxes “rent” or revenue for basic public services (i.e. I need someone to put my house fire out)? What’s the plan? Higher sales tax? Again, I think it is a long overdue discussion.

[Chris Nelson 🏝️🇺🇸 @ReOpenChris]

DESANTIS: “You should own your home free and clear!

To say someone who’s been in their home 35 years has to keep ponying up money..

You don’t own your home if that’s the case!

If I go to Best Buy and buy a TV I pay sales tax but don’t keep paying taxes on it year after year!”