the rural juror

humor, energy, and cat memes. normal guy with bad opinions.

[the rural juror @RealMattManning]

I never thought I’d consider “scrolling twitter” as one of my hobbies, but here we are.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First trailer for the new ‘STAR FOX’ game.

Releasing June 25 on Nintendo Switch 2.

[the rural juror @RealMattManning]

wtf. Airlines aren’t supposed to do things customers want… what’s the catch

[United Airlines @united]

The entire row is alllllll yours.

Welcome to United Relax Row, three adjacent United Economy seats with adjustable leg rests that can each be raised or lowered to create a cozy lie-flat space for stretching out...

You'll also get a mattress pad, blanket and two pillows. If you’re traveling with kids, a plushie too! United Relax Row will be available starting next year on more than 200 of our 787s and 777s, each with up to 12 of these brand-new rows.

https://t.co/bzHodhQ5Y8

[hymn duncan @hymnduncan]

The ‘99 Spurs were ripping Starcraft LAN parties in the hotel before destroying your favorite team LOL

[the rural juror @RealMattManning]

My big idea: a less annoying way for non-profits to ask for money. Hassling me on the street outside Trader Joe’s and desperate emails just don’t hit like they used to.

[the rural juror @RealMattManning]

You ever in a group chat and feel like your heart just isn’t in it anymore but you’ve gotta keep going for the boys?

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

The winner of the Pedro Pascal lookalike contest is also The Daily Show's lighting designer, George Gountas! #AfterTheCut

[everything bagel @kymquat]

A good soul fighting for his light and his life . https://t.co/UXVx1IVock

[everything bagel @kymquat]

Edward needs help upgrading his hearing aids so he can hear better in the classroom. Even a small donation can make a difference. Please consider helping and share his story! https://t.co/9gj4bxtP2c

[the rural juror @RealMattManning]

@David_N_Frank @Rando8715401 @JStein_WaPo @Noahpinion You ever heard of a dam before? Look up bonneville power administration, the bureau of reclamation or Tennessee valley authority. You should try a basic google search. They’re free.

[Sahib Singh @sahibcantsingh]

POV ur roommate got his gf TurboTax for Valentine’s day 💀

[the rural juror @RealMattManning]

Did not have this on my 2024 energy bingo card

[Enron @Enron]

We're back. Can we talk?

[parmesean muldoon @doon__up]

What’re you up to?

me:

[Michael Kandel @K_A_N_D_E_L]

the bechdel test video game actually looks pretty cool

[the rural juror @RealMattManning]

@drgurner This is rich people shit

[HIDEO_KOJIMA @HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN]

Good Morning.

[Governor Tony Evers @GovEvers]

My staff told me it’s Brat Summer?

[the rural juror @RealMattManning]

☠️

[Capital Weather @capitalweather]

Surprise record high in DC today:

101! Beating 100 from 1954. 🥵🥵🥵

Baltimore tied a record high with 101 while Dulles tied a record with 98.

100-plus again tomorrow.

[the rural juror @RealMattManning]

Mongolia is so back lfg.

[Micha @kuromiumiu]

Team Mongolia uniforms for the 2024 Paris Olympics opening and closing ceremonies by Michel&Amazonka

[Adam Friedland @AdamFriedland]

I wish they could both be president