Matt Shelley

I browse the internet and update everyone on HOT news and gifs.

If anything has been on the internet longer than a minute, its old. Even if I haven't seen it.

[Matt Shelley @RealMattShelley]

Just ordered myself some @oculus_rift can't wait to masturbate in 3D

[Dean Smart @DeansSmart]

I thought Christmas was over! But today I received this incredible gift as a thank you for… https://t.co/ja14cO14vZ

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Got the French national anthem nailed for tonight. Me & @ChrisDavisCFC got our singing voice at the ready #choirboys

[Matt Shelley @RealMattShelley]

@ChrisDavisCFC alright fella u up Wembley tonight? #beers #lads #propergoodsingsong

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It's been a while guys but here's one for all my fans out there @bbcapprentice @Somdiff1

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Autism update: 7.9/10

[Matt Shelley @RealMattShelley]

Does he just want to shut the fucking bin?

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Just a little kippsy

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Me vigorously cheersing #lad

[Matt Shelley @RealMattShelley]

Bonjour je suis un robot

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Can't wait for #BBQOTY 🍻

[Matt Shelley @RealMattShelley]

This was me 1 year ago #Ironman

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The guys found me ☺️👍🏻

[Matt Shelley @RealMattShelley]

Just arrived in Libya #ISIS

[sparrowhawk @SparrowHawkV8]

@RealMattShelley I heard you were in Westminster Square, campaigning for stricter regulations on home broadband speeds.. #WheresMattShelley

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#WheresMattShelley

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On track to become the Hide and Seek Champion of the year

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Remember this twat?

Well It's his birthday again can he get a tweet? #BROMLEY

[Matt Shelley @RealMattShelley]

@KeithPlatt UUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIII

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@KeithPlatt

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