max

Best friends with @lindseylank and Sloane. And Hank Mardukas.

[max @RealMaxWaller]

@ben_rosen Jerry -
“But how do you know it was a Corona cough?”

George -
“Oh I KNOW a Corona cough when I hear one, baby”

[max @RealMaxWaller]

No b 🫵🏿🫱🏾🤙🏼🦶🦾 cuz😉😉😔we

[max @RealMaxWaller]

M

[max @RealMaxWaller]

@boseaglex3 @botzero_net @zillowgonewild @billyjoel Crazy. He’s been there for the longest time.

[max @RealMaxWaller]

“I swear this never happens to me”
— #LoveIsBlindLIVE

[max @RealMaxWaller]

It is 38 minutes late … I think you’re drunk enough.

[Netflix @netflix]

One hour til #LoveIsBlindLIVE!

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Someone call Lucia the seamstress to fix this. I believe in her

[max @RealMaxWaller]

@netflix “Love is patient, love is patient, love is patient … WHAT THE HELL IS TAKING SO LONG?!”

[max @RealMaxWaller]

Me when #LoveIsBlindLIVE won’t load :

“This is some bull💩 . My mother-in-law pays good money for this.”

[max @RealMaxWaller]

@ManFred1701 Oh snap I honesty did not know any of this … how much for one of them blue check marks?

[max @RealMaxWaller]

I haven’t been on Twitter in over a year. What’d I miss?

[max @RealMaxWaller]

@PistolPete2007 @lindseylank @sweaver Hey buddy, I can see that you’re trying to help, but for those that don’t know you, this thread reads kinda like a dick arguing with some girl who has an opinion on Twitter.

Also, for all those English majors out there, doctors *err* on the side of caution.

[max @RealMaxWaller]

2/2 and the lady has decided we are switching to Scattergories.

[max @RealMaxWaller]

I have a feeling this is going to wind me up in couples therapy.

[max @RealMaxWaller]

Round one goes to the lawyer in the green car who finished with 3 girlfriends

[Lindsey Waller, PMP @lindseylank]

.@RealMaxWaller: What are we going to @Target for?
Me: You don’t go to Target with a list. You let it speak to you.
Max: Yeah whatever.

*Leaving Target*

Max:

[max @RealMaxWaller]

@kodiestanley Fucking have it amigos.

[Lindsey Waller, PMP @lindseylank]

Y’all are coming with us on our #Boise food crawl.

[max @RealMaxWaller]

@lindseylank

[max @RealMaxWaller]

Me while watching @LoveisBlindShow with my wife : “why are all of these guys so immature?”

Me while my wife tries to do our taxes :

[max @RealMaxWaller]

@Ardie85854079 @JanesAmerica Until the Sunday lunch crowd rolls in