Miguel Cruz

Some of my best friends are cities.

[Miguel Cruz @RealMiguelCruz]

@gribbli @Teslaconomics One where people are regularly attacked by very short gangsters who can’t shoot as high as the windows

[Miguel Cruz @RealMiguelCruz]

@ABC Was it a self-driving truck? Because otherwise a driver, not a truck, killed this woman.

[Miguel Cruz @RealMiguelCruz]

@Chancevsthewrld @PopCrave Because Manny’s thing is not allowing others to be themselves. Tolerant people are not required to tolerate intolerance.

[Miguel Cruz @RealMiguelCruz]

@ResistEvil4806 @OkeyDokeyDevice @MistyKitty3 @ccbugggg @Curious20244085 @FLSurgeonGen Polio was known to physicians for a century before DDT existed. Timeline doesn’t add up.

[Miguel Cruz @RealMiguelCruz]

@jonnyha You know that my name calling is worth any investment

[Miguel Cruz @RealMiguelCruz]

@Lumpen_Radio @leftward_hoe @wafoli Can’t tell whether you’re serious but have you ever seen a train station? They don’t need a platform-width separation between tracks along the entire run between stations.

[Miguel Cruz @RealMiguelCruz]

@jonnyha Yes you do

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@Nathanial_Four @marsh1066 @DegreaseNeil NASA uses the metric system.

[Miguel Cruz @RealMiguelCruz]

@oakjer @Yung_saltinez @PaulSkallas Yes what is so complicated about that? Europe has at least a full 1.00 people per capita, whereas the USA has - at most, under optimal conditions, only a single person per capita.

[Miguel Cruz @RealMiguelCruz]

@jonnyha How was the Star Mart Express? Taking KK Mart Express next time?

[Miguel Cruz @RealMiguelCruz]

@DebraBr81576310 @GhostGirl1957 @clayr1916 @jiffington So what? Utah is about 8x the size of the USA so it still adds up.

[Miguel Cruz @RealMiguelCruz]

@jonnyha And not even enough money for socks

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@motorisms @CarHelmets What about putting a big red light to indicate where they are?

[Miguel Cruz @RealMiguelCruz]

@jonnyha What’s the difference between a test kid and a real one?

[Miguel Cruz @RealMiguelCruz]

@jonnyha I think you stopped enjoying it when I beat you and became the all-time ultimate champion of Jonny vs Miguel in pool. You realized all that practice was for naught.

[Miguel Cruz @RealMiguelCruz]

@di_entika @TheFunSizeGuy One reason I found it hard was that the formal language we learned in BM class was not what people are speaking on the street. Fine for watching a newscast, but nearly useless for following a casual conversation. The other reason was that so many people understand English.

[Miguel Cruz @RealMiguelCruz]

@RudyGiuliani If seat belts work so well why do cars still have brakes

[Miguel Cruz @RealMiguelCruz]

@jonnyha Far as I know it's a thing that only French people do