Njjeppson

Voice actor for multiple fangames and huge horror nerd. I also occasionally tweet whatever chaotic things the goblin in my head comes up with.

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The version that appeared at Shrekfest was only a small snippet of the film. Here's the full, uncut version of The Floyd Ogre Project:

https://t.co/ezjb4i9SNt

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@PadreSnowmizzle He only gave me the script for the Night 1 phone call, so needless to say release day was some WILD whiplash

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Your honor, beg my pardon, but I simply don't understand why I'm being charged as an adult. If you truly are what you eat, as many a wise philosopher before me has said, then I am a 5-year-old child

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Don't you DARE try to debate with me! I win ALL of my shower arguments 💪

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Note for my Doordash driver: "I swear I am not going to eat an entire 4 spicy potato soft tacos and 4 bean and rice burritos from Taco Bell in one sitting. This is both my dinner, breakfast, and lunch. Half today, half tomorrow. Please. You have to believe me."

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Assuming this is truly the end of Twitter, goodbye to my 46 wretched followers. May your tormented souls finally find peace upon being freed from this shrieking hellscape of horror. Let this serve as a reminder that Elon is, in fact, a complete fraud.

#RIPTwitter #GoodByeTwitter

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@FoxNews

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Bruh, @Gatorade really be releasing flavors like "cherry", "white cherry", "blue cherry" and pretending like they don't taste exactly the same

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Wish I could go back in time and introduce Mozart to dubstep. I think he'd either jam out to it or scream in fear. Probably both.

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@iam_resistance @BBCBreaking @elonmusk @xLanceBryantx @kanyewest @PaulieProtein @Nottkojit @tommyinnit @WilburSoot Well of course you haven't made that comment yet! These screenshots are from the future. Soon, the time shall come.

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Okay, I was 100% on board at first, but I think yall are taking "eat the rich" a little too literally...

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I'm not eating cold chicken in the middle of the kitchen at 2 AM like a feral gremlin, you are

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@cgriff12 Sorry for the bad quality I was rushing

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Bad news: I stayed up way too late for the second day in a row now

Good news: I am now aware that my pigs consistently wake up every day at 5:30am sharp

All in all, a worthy sacrifice I must say.

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@Preacher964 @POTUS Well the Bible also says to stone anybody who is working on Sunday to death, so whoop-dee-doo! Let's go rock picking and bludgeon the local McDonalds cashier!

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@JimmyJew7 @POTUS Wonderful idea! But y'know, just as a quick refresher, can you please remind me what happened last time we left basic human rights up to the states?

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No, I am not making incredibly improvised food because I'm too lazy to get groceries. I prefer the term "gourmet".

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Man do I love using Canvas for college. Think you did bad on a quiz? Doesn't matter. Just pop open the grades tab, check the class averages, and laugh at the loser who got the lowest score. Unless you are that loser, in which case you probably need a tutor.

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I'm kinda like a superhero, ngl. Procrastinator by day, hyperfixator by night.

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I keep getting emails from Glassdoor saying that "Weed Man is hiring", and I don't know whether to be incredibly concerned or incredibly intrigued