Munju Banton

[Chisom Agbafor @ChisomAgbafor]

One thing poverty stole from a lot of people is the ability to make mistakes.

Every decision has to work.

[Nanj the Dj✨ @NanjieGalgalo]

I’m starting to think I won’t take my kids to boarding school. What in the madness is happening in St. George’s?????? Wdym searching for drugs by inserting fingers up their private parts ??? Telling them to remove their bras ?? Brooo

[Big Jord. @StatsbyJordan]

As I don use the first half of the year struggle,
the other half na enjoyment all through,
Inshallah!

[Eric @amerix]

If politics is local [Kwa ground],

Why is it that we managed to mobilize protests via this platform?

Why did the state convince voices on this platform to join its side?

What do you mean by "politics is local"?

Do you mean the people here aren't local? Do they live on trees?

[𝐉!𝐌𝐌𝐘 🇫🇷 @kafangi]

Kenya tukiamua twende the south African way a lot of houses hapa Roysambu zitabaki empty

[MUHU MARTIN @ngugimartin67]

Minister was health anafanya Nini aki advertise road ? 😂😂 We have a serious problem as a country .imagine a whole government is celebrating 0.8km bridge at a staggering cost of almost 4 billion ..

[𝐀𝐥𝐯𝐢ṋ 𝐊𝐚ṋ𝐢ṋ𝐝𝐨 @Alvin_Kanindo]

Imagine explaining to taxpayers that we're taking a loan to stop money from disappearing.

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

The only evil thing I enjoy doing in Nairobi is asking ‘na wewe ni nani’ everytime I meet your celebrities in public spaces. Huwanga wanacheka kwanza kuficha hasira

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

KTN exposes a new secret unit that is meant to deal with government critics. They’re meant to torture you

[Wamutahi @Son_of_Laikipia]

Ruto closed sections of Nairobi today & ferried professional clappers to witness him launching a road shorter than Atwoli's large intestines....
Makoooofi 👏🏿.

[Pinkiescent 🎀🇨🇵 @Pinkiescent_]

The first step of filing your returns is forgetting your KRA account's password

[Ozedikus Nwanne @Ozedikus]

The goal is to make sure your wins outnumber your losses, because you really can’t avoid either

[KYK 🇰🇪 @KijanayaKabras]

Kwani huko FB freedom of expression iko top aje … naona nikihamia huko 😂😂💀

[Nelson Amenya @amenya_nelson]

Waaah watu huku nje wako creative Saidi 😂

[Weeh Mzee™ @weehmzeee]

Ukiwa presentation alafu morio wako akuambie "pardon".

[Issybeatz @Issybeatz_]

I really don’t like being around ppl with competitive personalities. Like relax & act normal 😂🥴

[Gitz  @Gitz__]

407 days left to August 10, 2027.

[I am Chege @_James041]

" I met the owner of AI"

Hahaha.

Dear Rachel Ruto, the next time you vaccinate your cows,

Ensure the mad man who sleeps next to you is also vaccinated.

Mjinga sana!

[Kimuzi @Kimuzi_]

Ukiwa stressed tembea ama uote jua.

Avoid kukaa Kwa nyumba.

[Willis Evans Otieno @otienowill]

You cannot rule like Moi with the 2010 constitution !