Real Opulustan

Real live tweets from Opulustan.

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Wait.

We're SLAUGHTERING penguins. Damn.

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We claimed the new island.

Because there are penguins.

We're penguins. #OpuluForever

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Indeed, we're the Opulustan Empure!

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BREAKING: The government of Opulustan announces its withdrawal. It will kindly offer all of its territory to Bruhland and Oceania. #truethat

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@TruUla Scared :'( :'( :'(

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We need to keep switching our representatives.

Because we just can't. Do. Anything. And we're scared.

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We asked for 3 minutes break.

It's been at least 10.

We just can't be trusted with anything.
#OpuluForever

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Our emperor is "inactive."*

And it's not a man. Or a woman.

*So inactive he's going to slay you before you even notice it.

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Why does everyone want to annex us?
WHY?
#help #OpuluForever

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We don't always negotiate.

But when we do, we speak when we're not allowed to.
#IsulamSalalamStyle #OpuluForever

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@TruUla We are :'( :'( :'(

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No borders, no walls, no migrants.

Deals are being struck in Opulustan. ;)
#OpuluForever

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@TruUla Sounds like a plan.

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Ellie Goulding.

It can only get better.

Literally.

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Would you like to hear a joke?
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Opulustan

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And we have MySpace.
We're a joke.
Everyone knows.
And it's tremendous fun.
#OpuluForever
Still better than spolužáci.cz.

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This is our flag.
Like really.
We're being serious.
It looks like the trashest flag ever.
We know it.
But we like it.
#OpuluForever

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Ulam Adamson: "To nejsme my!"

Ale jsme to my! :'( :'( :'(

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We're an excuse for a country, that's all. #OpuluForever

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It was us. We're badass. And we used biological weapons. Because we're badass.