Ula Truman

Fact checking and chact fecking since 2017

[Ula Truman @TruUla]

EDIT: Nuclear war. #BruhlandRules #jdemeNATO

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The day of negotiations after the catastrophe is slowly coming to an end. The conclusion: war.

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"I'll go win the war." -Ken Barsson #BruhlandRules #jdemeNATO

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Airstrikes have commenced. #BruhlandRules #jdemeNATO

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BREAKING: A military exercise near the borders of @RealOpulustan will take place within the next few hours. #BruhlandRules #jdemeNATO

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The representative of Opulustan has only just refused the proposed deal.

He doesn't even know why they started the war.

Geez.
#jdemeNATO

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Negotiations have progressed to redrawing the map. #BruhlandRules #jdemeNATO

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How to annex area in the 21st century:

Pretend the area is for an international organization.
#DěleníPolska #NeverForget #BruhlandRules

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Opulustan suggests free movement union.

Surprise.

@oceaniaOfficial and Bruhland already have it.

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"We have no need to start a war. Just give them your territory." -Sean Spacey #BruhlandRules #jdemeNATO

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Opulustan is blaming other countries for a genocide they did themeselves on the Maru people. #lame #BruhlandRules #jdemeNATO

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Opulustan is trying to divert the discussion from the topic of who is to blame for the entire catastrophe. #lame #BruhlandRules #jdemeNATO

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Bruhland plays with Opulustan - probably they're ready for yet another defeat. #BruhlandRules #jdemeNATO

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The negotiations are being interrupted by violent noises from a nearby football stadium. #BruhlandRules #jdemeNATO

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The triangle negotiations are about to begin. Pressure everywhere. Everywhere but in Bruhland. <3 #BruhlandRules #jdemeNATO

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The representatives of Bruhland have gathered around their core values. #BruhlandRules #jdemeNATO

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Secrets secrets secrets

That's all the negotiations are about at the moment. ;)
#BruhSecret

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Proposal by our new king: "Marijuana shall be our national flower!" #BruhlandRules #jdemeNATO

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@oceaniaOfficial @RealOpulustan Can we vote on that?

[Ula Truman @TruUla]

"We should implement gin to the constitution." -Ken Barsson #BruhlandRules #jdemeNATO