Captain Phasma

Parody account please don't sue me Disney. I don't own anything. Nope, not the real real Phasma. If you've got problems, then Aunty Phasma is here to sort them.

[Captain Phasma @RealPhasma]

Don't upset Queen Phasma, she's feeling homicidal.

(Yes, someone stole my straighteners. Again.)

[Captain Phasma @RealPhasma]

People aren't going to boss themselves around https://t.co/fIAFaClaCx

[Captain Phasma @RealPhasma]

It's nice to be loved - Phasma out bitches https://t.co/ehJbpUFdce

[Aedus @Aedusrose]

One of my favorite first order ladies. @RealPhasma

[Captain Phasma @RealPhasma]

@BobaFettANHSE @FantasticPhasma @jntrky I bloody hope so too

[50 Nerds of Grey @50NerdsofGrey]

And lead us not into PlayStation
Or deliveries from eBay
For thine is the Ringdom,
The Power Rangers and the glory,
Forever and ever
X-men.

[Captain Phasma @RealPhasma]

Guess who has returned, half dead from an onslaught of exams?

#Phasma4life

[Captain Phasma @RealPhasma]

@Fn218745 Hello

[Captain Phasma @RealPhasma]

@NewEpisodeVIII @aj_the_geek @JustGeneralHux if Rey wants to dress how she does, that's awesome.

[Captain Phasma @RealPhasma]

@NewEpisodeVIII @aj_the_geek @JustGeneralHux An occupational hazard sadly. Oh the things I do for fashion.

[Captain Phasma @RealPhasma]

@LilWayneWEEZYF0 Sorry dear, I just got a promotion.

[Captain Phasma @RealPhasma]

@aj_the_geek @JustGeneralHux bespoke and chrome is always the way to go. Your helmet is not just a statement but a life choice.

[AJ the Geek @aj_the_geek]

@JustGeneralHux You should then hit up @RealPhasma for helmet design ideas.

[Captain Phasma @RealPhasma]

@Ky1oR3n Sorry and give me my straighteners back?

[FN2199 @TheTrueFN2199]

.@RealPhasma has assured us that #StarWars #TheForceAwakens documentary is misleading Resistance propaganda. Part of the Rebel Agenda.

[Captain Phasma @RealPhasma]

@GeneralFuxx Don't be afraid of anything

[Captain Phasma @RealPhasma]

@kyloren_______ well, I don't have a date either. Want to go and show up Hux?

[Captain Phasma @RealPhasma]

@kyloren_______ no, I wasn't aware.

[Captain Phasma @RealPhasma]

@kyloren_______ I apologise sir, let me sort it out. Send them my way.

[Captain Phasma @RealPhasma]

@EmoHuxxx @KyloKardashian really? I expect you use it on Kylo 😉