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[⚾️ RadioJesus ⚾️ @RealRadioJesus]

The moment that Aaron Judge set the record. 62. I’ve been to a lot of sporting events and nothing will top this moment in my personal scrapbook. Incredible. #AaronJudge #AllRise #Yankees

[USMNT Only @usmntonly]

ABSOLUTE GOOSEBUMPS AS THE ENTIRE STADIUM SINGS 'TAKE ME HOME, COUNTRY ROADS' WITH THE USMNT PLAYERS AFTER THE WIN AGAINST AUSTRALIA

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[Emanuel Quiñones @EQuinones6310]

The World Cup has turned America into a discovery channel for the rest of the world.

And they are not handling it well.
In the best possible way.

Here is what they are discovering:

Free public restrooms. Europeans pay every time.
Free water at every restaurant. Just appears.
Free refills. Coffee. Sodas. Iced tea. Unlimited.
Free chips and salsa before you even order.
Free warm bread with dinner.
Ice in drinks like civilized people.
Air conditioning everywhere. Not a moral debate. A fact.
Parking lots attached to the actual place you are going.
Drive throughs where the food comes to the car while you sit in it.
Ranch dressing by the gallon.
Tex-Mex that cannot be explained only experienced.
Dental care that actually works.
Buccee’s. There are no words for Buccee’s.

Then they found the grocery stores.

Five of them within one mile.
Each one the size of an aircraft hangar.
Burgers. Steaks. Brisket. Ribs. Pulled pork. Lamb. Veal. Every cut of every animal ever domesticated by human civilization available in one refrigerated aisle at ten in the morning on a Tuesday.

The Germans stood in the meat section for forty five minutes.
In silence.
Processing.

They finally understand why we do not have trains.

We have roads wide enough for the cars we actually drive.
Parking lots the size of small European countries.
Airports in every city worth visiting.

Why would we need trains.

The Germans are taking ranch home by the bottle.
The Dutch found queso and briefly lost the ability to speak.
The Japanese are photographing HEB like it is the Louvre.
The Czechs are weeping in West, Texas.

Welcome to America!
The greatest country on earth.

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@markmartin RACE CAR!

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LIVE ON TWITCH! Drinks and Mecha Chamelion! https://t.co/WuUDP0mjCu

[Rilo @RIL0H]

everyones hyped about bo2 nah fuck that get me on bo1

[⚾️ RadioJesus ⚾️ @RealRadioJesus]

What an absolutely insane event and card from top to bottom 🇺🇸 #UFCFreedom250

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Dude…the Gaethje walkout was so fucking 🔥

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LIVE ON TWITCH! Finally checking out Forza Horizon 6! https://t.co/WuUDP0mjCu

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LIVE ON TWITCH! Little gamin' session, come hang! https://t.co/WuUDP0mjCu

[Josh Chavis @JoshChavis65]

All of America watching Euros rave about Waffle House, Chilis apps, buying Combos at a rural gas station, floating the Chattahoochee, and ranch dressing on the internet:

[Texas Rangers @Rangers]

.@You_Found_Nimmo catching the first pitch from his grandpa is the most wholesome thing you'll see today 🥹

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LIVE ON TWITCH! We got some storms brewin', so if I dissapear you know what happened. Hanging out! https://t.co/WuUDP0mjCu

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LIVE ON TWITCH! Little drink or two, checking out my new keyboard! https://t.co/WuUDP0mjCu

[NickG98 @SpiralSine6]

@scott_pianowski “Do ya think Ralphie is a little weird… with women?”
“I dunno Ton’… he did beat that girl to death.”

[scott pianowski @scott_pianowski]

I don't think The Sopranos gets full credit for being ridiculously funny. AJ's birthday present for his Mom -- The Matrix. Tony chastises Chrissy for being late, so Chrissy says "Highway's jammed with broken heroes on a last chance power drive."

[PmAmTraveller @pmamtraveller]

Dog posing with a pipe, in the 1800s

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LIVE ON TWITCH! Saturday night hangout https://t.co/WuUDP0mjCu

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LIVE ON TWITCH! Couple drinks and a couple games! https://t.co/WuUDP0mjCu

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Ricky Stenhouse Jr act of terrorism? I’m shocked! @StenhouseJr

[nascarman @nascarman_rr]

How amazing was that race. Now's the part where IndyCar goes, "If you enjoyed the exciting spectacle of superspeedway racing, join us the rest of the year where you'll never see anything like that again."