RockChuck

Societal observations using my sarcasm super powers.

[RockChuck @RealRockChuck]

@Falconcrypto_ @malabarlepoor @jgettyiv @CalMEurofan Correct. The military base is gone. They built apartments on top of it. The Geneva convention was violated a hundred different ways. Don’t attack a powerful country with an Air Force… especially when you don’t have one. Easy peasy.

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@TheKiranHill @CalMEurofan Sure, one carved a bloodbath through Europe, and the other bombed a military base that had civilians living in it. Sound about right?

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@fox12oregon I'd let a bull break my arm for a mere $100k.

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@EndWokeness **claps in Ku Klux Klan**

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@dr_balbin Brilliant. That earned a follow.

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@MattWalshBlog I understand Jeffrey Dahmer made a great smash burger. We should forgive and forget.

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@TinaKotek You changed Oregon to a lezbo-aucracy, and the state is suffering for it.

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@realpeteyb123 Grok is my go-to for Googling and answering questions- app on phone. Chat is for formatting information/ tables and desktop work. Claude is for performing tedium in design work.

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@fox12oregon I guess they didn't hear them coming...

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@KOINNews Are they handing out free antibiotics? They're gonna need it.

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@lil_doza 'Tis okay. They were mostly peaceful demonstrations, remember?

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@iAnonPatriot They stole my Knight Rider. That's cultural appropriation.

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@iAnonPatriot Her bra is made of titanium.

[DEI 4 White Guys @DEI4WhiteGuys]

To all the protestors, I beg you

Please wear masks

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@TRobinsonNewEra @BorderHawkNews @Keir_Starmer I love watching men rise up. Defend your family, defend your honor, defend your women.

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@mattshumer_ So, for the layman reading this, what does this mean for the world of game development? Games developed faster, or existing games looking and running infinitely better?

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I understand about a third of what this guy saying, and it scares me to death

[Taelin @VictorTaelin]

this is my personal singularity moment

this post may sound like a paid ad. I only wish. I'm concerned, more so than happy. the world is changing, and, among the scenarios where AI goes terribly wrong, inequality is the most realistic, yet, the one Anthropic seems to be the least concerned about. I'm glad OpenAI is taking the opposite stance: *personal AGI for everyone*. I think this is a commendable position in the times we live. but who am I in the queue of the bread?

anyway, Fable is here, so I'll just report my first-hour experience

first of all, all my pet prompts are solved.
→ λ-calculus puzzles
→ bug questions
→ one-shot apps
all are trivial to it.

I don't have anything harder other than my
ongoing work

so, in the last several days, I've been toying with HVM5, a new interaction net evaluator with a faster loop.

after writing the first version, I left 32 GPT-5 agents working for ~20 hours each. this resulted in up to 2x speedups, but the file size increased by 2-fold and quality decreased significantly.

I then simplified the whole thing into an even simpler core, and left Opus 4.8 and GPT 5.5 optimizing it for 8 hours. Opus got a legit 6% - 34% speedup in most benches. GPT got better results, but, sadly, an unusable file.

I then asked Fable to optimize it.

2 hours later, it landed a 1770% speedup in one case, 100%+ in other 4, and 22% in average. yes, in 2 hours it outperformed me, opus 4.8 and a swarm of gpt 5.5 agents, by one order of magnitude.

that could not possibly be legit. "it must be hardcoding the benchmarks" (GPT trauma). so I read its explanation and what it did was, indeed, the most high impact optimization one could try first. seems like HVM5 was wasting a lot of time garbage-collecting unused branches of pattern-match nodes. I had optimized that for static mats, but not for dynamic mats. skill issue. Fable figured how to do it for these, resulting in a massive speedup in some benches

but wait, is that *correct*? I'm not sure yet, it is credible, but this is the kind of thing that is very easy to get wrong on interaction nets. the problem is, when I was ready to start auditing Fable's solution so I could tell whether it was buggy or legit, it interrupted me to tell me it had found a massive bug on the code *I* had written.

... wait, what?

so... for garbage collection purposes, I stored a bit on lambda term pointers that meant "the variable bound by this lambda has been freed, so, its lambda must free whatever argument it is applied to". that's fine. yet, on duplicator nodes, I also used the same bit to mean "one of the duplicated variables was freed, so, treat this dup as a passthrough no-op". so, if a lambda entered a duplicator, it would mistake the lambda's collection bit for its own, resulting in corrupted interaction!

that's a mouthful, why I'm writing this?

just so you can appreciate the sheer absurdity of what just happened. I didn't ask it to find bugs. I asked it for an optimization. and even if I did ask it to find bugs, this bug is so astonishingly subtle and specific, identifying it takes mastering the domain to an extent that it beyond even me. I'd easily need hours or days to fix it, *if* I ever came across it. chances are it would just go unnoticed. and Fable found it and fixed it like it was nothing, while it was busy adding a 17x speedup to a file that neither I, nor Opus 4.8, nor a fleet of GPT 5.5 managed to barely make 2x faster.

oh and there is also another tab where it is also ripping through Bend's codebase and finishing everything I had to do

I don't know what to say anymore

this isn't about Anthropic or OpenAI, this is about our collective future as a species. the world is changing, and we need to be aware of it, and discuss how to handle this change.

receipt below . . .

[RockChuck @RealRockChuck]

@rustyrockets "...A day may come when the courage of men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day. ... This day we fight! ... I bid you stand, Men of the West!"