Ryan Waters

Mortgage Broker. Kinda hairy. Not as slim as I once was. Definitely not as sexy as I think I am.

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

Standing on the brink of history.

[Ryan Waters @RealRyanWaters]

@mrdjmasters @KEdge23 Plus energy bills famously came down under conservatives right?

[Asad🇵🇸 @Asxdk_98]

ARSENAL PLAYERS CELEBRATING😭😭😭😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️❤️

[🚨The Celebration Police🚨 @PLCPolice]

Arsenal celebrating like they’ve won the league

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

This belongs to all of us.

[Lars Sivertsen @larssivertsen]

Surely there has to be a few Premier League owners and chairmen watching this thinking maybe there is more to life than throw-ins, set pieces and "control"?

[The Hidden One @TheHiddenOneAC]

Ah fuck it, let's do a giveaway for 2 copies of Assassin's Creed Black Flag Resynced for no reason at all.

All you gotta do:
1. Follow @TheHiddenOneAC
2. Like and retweet

I'll randomly pick 3 winners on July 1st, 2026. Same giveaway tool I always use, and I'll record proof. 🎉

[The Sting @TheStingisBack]

31 Film Facts That Sound Like April Fools But Are True — THREAD
Weird trivia, hidden easter eggs, bizarre deaths, dangerous shoots, and literal acts of God. It's all here… and a bunch of these will make you go:
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[Ryan Waters @RealRyanWaters]

@FootballCliches “Go Jetters? More like No Jetters!”

[Marina Purkiss @MarinaPurkiss]

By who mate?!

[Larry & Paul @larryandpaul]

#BrokenNews: Every News Report About St Patrick’s Day

[Burnley FC @BurnleyOfficial]

Everybody be cool, this is a signing 🍔🥤

[Mukhtar @I_amMukhtar]

Channel 4 is trolling Donald Trump 😂

[Joe G @EastEndJoe]

Okay, this is funny! 😆

[Laura Kirk-Francis @LauraKirk12]

We're back. The Haters Roundtable™ meets to find new ways to cry about Arsenal

[Adam Hurrey @FootballCliches]

Still the greatest 4.87 seconds of dead air in broadcasting history

[Danny Baker @prodnose]

Hooray! We are back at that time again where it is believed that Man United are some mysterious sleeping soul that is waiting being awoken by the kiss of a worthy Prince.
Not just a huge lumbering corporate entity grinding out the pound notes then.

[Fi 🇪🇺 @rahhead01]

Hi @grok please can you give me a review of all Nigel Farage’s instances of lying? Answer in Jamaican patois