Sam Uzi

Entertainment for people who enjoy thinking - Soul Brother #6 - Best 21st Century author you've never heard of - known to @InspectorAwad

[Sam Uzi @RealSamUzi]

The world needs a little more LOVE than usual these days.

Here are printable files for the LOVE CARD (business-sized).

You are free to use this (print yourself or use web-based printing service, etc). Hand them out as needed.

(individual Front and Back images are in comments)

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@maya_dancer

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@Graham__Hancock just finished America Before last night... I must say your work continues to hold to a very high standard

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@mhbx Putin's overall plans may have taken a hit when Trump's putsch didn't work out as planned but he's still laughing his ass off at all the damage he's already caused

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@Pellemoe yup - this is a meme I've been using for the past decade or two (sorry about the embedded ad - it's from the old wild-west days of internet spamming)

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@rudepundit hey, MAGA-folk - own the libtards by no longer eating ... that'll show 'em

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I've got big plans for game day tomorrow: making pancakes and then not turning on the tv at all

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@TheNakedDalek the buried lead: Samsung has invented a time-dilation machine

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no, really... read The Hempton Chronicles (THC)... it's only partially about weed...

https://t.co/80uCcziJs0

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kids today may not believe this BUT:

in the long-ago past, a PINT of ice cream used to be 16 fluid ounces (apparently now it's 14 - can't wait until it drops down to 8, which will be better for my diet)

this is what comes along with the acceptance of "alternative facts"

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@tomaskenn not that it will alter anyone's misuse of the term "fold", but an increase from 50 to 500 is ten TIMES not ten FOLD...

"fold" means doubling, so 10 FOLD actually means 1024 TIMES

#pedantic

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@hoplitnet don't the MAGA crowd know that FOOD itself is a communist conspiracy to turn everyone into critical-theory-teaching liberal islamic mexican fags?

I say "own the libs by no longer eating"!!!!

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a thought-stretching collection of interrelated short stories about what happens when your mind becomes unleashed

"a gift to the hemp community ... gratuitous pandering at its best"

https://t.co/80uCcziJs0

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@DougBenson it's not Tuesday

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@LauraJSilverman right? I used to get a sense something wasn't right whenever I had that "weird unsettled feeling"... now that's what I wake up with every day

[Sam Uzi @RealSamUzi]

yikes... Blender is up to v3.4 now and I'm still stuck on v2.78b (in production on a film for the past two years, so upgrading is not currently an option)... yeah, and it'll probably be another year or two until I'm finished (one-man production house; work does not go fast)

[Mueller, She Wrote @MuellerSheWrote]

Boss. Ass. Bitch.

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@_metafizik @Twitter @GOP of course, the point is they don't CARE and want the US government to implode into a smoldering mess... by a strange (and I'm sure completely inexplicable) coincidence, this is exactly what Putin wants and has been working towards...

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@davidalangrier apparently it was too "newsy" for the new CNN format

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@JuddLegum ah, the old "I'm just a whore, so it doesn't count that I spread VD" gambit... well, as we all know, Shaq is the self-proclaimed black Nietzsche so he can't do wrong... why isn't he a GOP candidate somewhere??

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@katewillett sex kinks were weird back in the day