Real Sandar Win

First Lady Generals daughter. Voted most likely to succeed Methodist English High School.

[Real Sandar Win @RealSandar]

This all started of course because that dreadful woman was jealous. Jealous of me. She’s obsessed with me really.

[Real Sandar Win @RealSandar]

@GalarritaPaolo @SabatucciEU @ShweEainSi4 Ady Road has a most festive Thingyan pandal where we gather to celebrate. All of Mount Olympus of course attends and I am certain we will see @UnRealSabatucci and his servants join us for a little spray too. All are welcome!

[Real Sandar Win @RealSandar]

@burmamyanmaract Oh no you are thinking of @NCAMastermind He is resting and I am very important. Two different lanyards you see.

[Real Sandar Win @RealSandar]

So much excitement about my return to power. Oh yes I mean wink wink. As you know in 1988 I was Head of Military Intelligence and poisoned all the wells. Actually this does not need any wink wink. Once again I am called to serve my people. A big announcement coming soon! 🎖 🙏

[Real Sandar Win @RealSandar]

Junior as you know has started a new career as a celebrity travel host and restaurant critic. He says Mummy I will be like the Burmese Giles Coren. I don’t know who this is? Im sure he is also clever and much loved like my son.

[Aye NeWin @Aye_NeWin]

Lunch break

#uae #Dubai #jumeirah

[Real Sandar Win @RealSandar]

New money you see.

[Chindwin News Agency @TheChindwin]

Successive children of Myanmar military dictators – from Ne Win to Min Aung Hlaing used to boast of their crazy wealth and rich while their dictator fathers are making the country into becoming one of the poorest nations on earth.

[Real Sandar Win @RealSandar]

The Board of Trustees got a lovely new donation on my birthday to chase junior around the base of the Shwedagon for 1 week. He worked off all those Dubai truffle burgers and kept Mummy safe from Dubai covid. He wanted to go to ILH but I told him no - you go make Mummy some merit!

[Real Sandar Win @RealSandar]

@UnRealSabatucci @SabatucciEU @GeorgBauer8 @NUGMyanmar Yes of course wink wink it didn’t happen. How do you make that wink wink? Is there a button? We never had wink wink in my day. We had Working Peoples Daily.

[Real Sandar Win @RealSandar]

@SabatucciEU @GeorgBauer8 @NUGMyanmar @UnRealSabatucci No! I won’t publish the photos. It was a secret meeting. I understand my tenants can not upset their terrorists drivers and chefs. I hire Karen Baptist staff myself. They are more hardworking and not so many Buddhist holidays.

[Real Sandar Win @RealSandar]

@SabatucciEU @GeorgBauer8 @NUGMyanmar Mummy’s back in uniform and enjoyed meeting with Mr Igor and my tenant @UnRealSabatucci to negotiate the new lease. How do you know they didn’t?

[Real Sandar Win @RealSandar]

I told him you’ll never fit your whole head in the frame. But he did!

[Real Sandar Win @RealSandar]

As you can see downtown Yangon is full of happy celebrations for a successful 2022. It is not true that people are yelling “MFcker MAL”.

[Aye NeWin @Aye_NeWin]

Have a marvelous New Year

https://t.co/g3LRxLgS5f

[Real Sandar Win @RealSandar]

Yes my darling you should get in the sea! Also you can not come home now. You will give Mummy Dubai Covid.

[Aye NeWin @Aye_NeWin]

Before the dip in the Arabian Sea

#ayenewin #dubai #atlantisthepalm

[Real Sandar Win @RealSandar]

Yes it was my birthday! Thank you for all my birthday greetings. This year we have had so many blessings. What a wonderful year it has been for our family and for Burma.

[Real Sandar Win @RealSandar]

Its true there are always two sides. Don’t discriminate and give hate to foreigner tenants - they are not going to rent your dirty houses. Thank you Aye Min Thant. I am also a “the”. “The Sandar Win”. Because I am so loved and famous there is no other you know.

[Aye Min Thant @the_ayeminthant]

I know people are mad about this, and I get it. But placing the blame solely on the organizations renting one ignores the bigger problem of how much of real estate in Myanmar is monopolized by military and crony families. https://t.co/hkeGHnpgsU

[Real Sandar Win @RealSandar]

Junior is feeling blue because no one is liking his Instagram posts. Please show some respect and “likes”to my son on his Instagram. He loves to hear from his fans - all the Myanmar people that look up to him. Tell him Mummy sent you.

[Real Sandar Win @RealSandar]

Turn your back on your mother and you’ll get a stiff slap in the back of the head. Stop this nonsense pontificating about buildings now and come home to Mummy.

[Real Sandar Win @RealSandar]

What is this? Alfredo? A disgusting mess. Mommy’s very disappointed.

[Real Sandar Win @RealSandar]

Fish! Wonderful darling you’re sticking to your diet! Mummy’s proud of you.