Shail Mehta

Rapper/Orator/Actor/Lyricist/Debater/Argument enthusiast/Freakishly good at Subway Surfers

HLCC, IIM Shillong

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If you’ve ever worn one of those unwashed bibs at football training you don’t have to worry about what’s in the vaccine.

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Ignorance about weed has done more harm than weed ever could

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Kinda sucks how now you have to intentionally be a dick to that wall you had been talking with throughout the quarantine

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@dishatomar11 @flyspicejet @MoCA_GoI And Seriously man fake accounts? Dude what kind of "real person" is this that has no followers and all she does all day is defend airlines with a fixed script? @republic @MoCA_GoI @flyspicejet @aajtak @ABPNews @consumerforum_ what kind of face saving measure is this?

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Guys I didn't want to fly SpiceJet in the first place and now you want me to make a trip before Feb next year to get a damn refund on my flight that you guys couldn't afford to take off? Stop calling it a "Credit Shell" and call it what it is - a Scam @flyspicejet @MoCA_GoI

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@dishatomar11 @flyspicejet @MoCA_GoI Don't open bookings for the flights you have no certainty about then? Make credit transferrable? Dont put an expiry date on them? Allow usage of the same while booking flights of other Carriers? Provide interest like ITD does? Million better ways @MoCA_GoI @flyspicejet

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@flyspicejet So that you can send me the same goddamned text in a new format on a different platform? I have already done it with no reply from your end yet @flyspicejet @MoCA_GoI

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@flyspicejet The only thing I got in my DM was a copy-paste of the same message that they sent me on the day of cancellation and no further replies. That has no utility whatsoever. Even the chat function on your website doesn't work. @MoCA_GoI @flyspicejet

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It's excruciating to see Better Call Saul release exquisite episodes one after another and have no one talk about them while the Bella ciao bullshit just doesn't seem to fucking end

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Staying up till 5 should qualify you as a morning person given the fact that you spend exactly the same number of hours in the morning as a person waking up at 7 does

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These goddamned corporations wont let any data point go

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Roses are red
They have a nice tint

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My standard for a healthy schedule has lowered to sleeping while it's still dark out

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@houseparty bro everyone is in the house. Stop reminding every 5 seconds

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I am only just now understanding the concept of Bigg Boss

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We are gonna be different fucking people when we come out of this

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Gotta stop talking to the Uber drivers ffs. Mf get comfortable and stop for CNG

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@JaniSiddharth Boomeri pikkino

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Life hack: Kill all the apps and relaunch Spotify when an ad starts playing. You don't lose the song you were on and the ad gets skipped. Works great, I still don't know how long has that guy known his band.

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It's ridiculous how every person in the 20-30 age group is socially mandated to either drink or sit around while others drink at a bar at least once a month