Shen J̶i̶u̶

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[Shen J̶i̶u̶ @RealShenQingqiu]

@wehavetheblade I am not so vain as to need these coddling lies. I wonder if shixiong says such unprofessional things to all his martial siblings, or if he's simply picking favorites?

[Shen J̶i̶u̶ @RealShenQingqiu]

In the modern world, men keep their hair short, wearing small clothes with nearly no covering. Horrid. Do they not feel naked. Disgusting. And the heat is too sweltering.

[Shen J̶i̶u̶ @RealShenQingqiu]

@PIDW_HATER Ha. Nicer with a golden core, living in a bamboo canopy? I wonder.

[Shen J̶i̶u̶ @RealShenQingqiu]

@xeclipsalicious I am no one's anything, much less a wife. Practice self control.

[Shen J̶i̶u̶ @RealShenQingqiu]

@suguruismylife @YueQingyuan_ Don't be foolish.

[Shen J̶i̶u̶ @RealShenQingqiu]

@jueshifanpai Nothing good about this morning.

[Shen J̶i̶u̶ @RealShenQingqiu]

I hope for his sake he's moved on. I've surely made it easy to do so.

[Shen J̶i̶u̶ @RealShenQingqiu]

@PIDW_HATER Well, you caused it, you figure it out. I'll be waiting at your house until you put us back. Your room is disgusting, so I will be redecorating.

[Shen J̶i̶u̶ @RealShenQingqiu]

Shen yuan if you're out there i hope you get skewered and turned into a fucking pickle

[Shen J̶i̶u̶ @RealShenQingqiu]

@lordluobinghe This is just sad.

[Shen J̶i̶u̶ @RealShenQingqiu]

@LuoBingheHD Who has time for you? Get out of my face, beast.

[Shen J̶i̶u̶ @RealShenQingqiu]

Apparently to win at internet discourse one is supposed to send "death threats". I quite like this

[Shen J̶i̶u̶ @RealShenQingqiu]

@YueQingyuan_ Mm. The sour ones? Perhaps I could find some time for shixiong.

[Shen J̶i̶u̶ @RealShenQingqiu]

@YueQingyuan_ I will be very busy in the next few days, so the chances of meeting are slim. But shixiong is very good at showing up where he is not invited, so I would not be surprised to see you.

[Shen J̶i̶u̶ @RealShenQingqiu]

@candiedjiangzai perhaps. how good are you at hunting people down

[Shen J̶i̶u̶ @RealShenQingqiu]

@YueQingyuan_ Ha. You have a lot to learn, if you are still using emojis. They are "last gen". Unless you use the funny ones. A-Tang is telling me which ones are funny. Not that I care much for her opinion.

[Shen J̶i̶u̶ @RealShenQingqiu]

@YueQingyuan_ Just using one application is headache enough for me. These flickers of the modern world hold no weight to our own arrays and amenities. Zhangmen-shixiong's insistance on using them only speaks to his...character.

[Shen J̶i̶u̶ @RealShenQingqiu]

Came to this world, immediate back and leg pain. Using a cane. Body is like. 25. Fucking whatever. Cant even develop a golden core. I dont even care. Fuck

[Shen J̶i̶u̶ @RealShenQingqiu]

8 eggs 2 flour

[Shen J̶i̶u̶ @RealShenQingqiu]

@PIDW_HATER So we both agree you do not need it.