Jared Alexander

[Raibyō 🇲🇲 @Ra2byou]

Damn, I wonder why it isn't that price

[Aes🇺🇸 @AesPolitics1]

That’s because we used to live in America

[Covie @covie_93]

Among all the things that didn't happen this didn't happen the most.

[Rep. Jim McGovern @RepMcGovern]

Maybe it’s breaking because he drove over it with a 10 ton limo?

[Irishrygirl @irishrygirl]

Where have we heard “if you don’t test, you won’t have new cases” before?

[Spiro’s Ghost @AntiToxicPeople]

He belongs in a mental hospital

[Covie @covie_93]

All this because an 80yo man cant admit that he screwed up.

[Praise @tufpraise]

All this in just 4 years.

Remember when they insisted it was impossible to build green infrastructure quickly enough

[John Rocha @TheRochaSays]

OBAMA NOW??? HE’S FUCKING BLAMING OBAMA NOW???? 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

[James Line @jameslineky]

The crazy thing is that it really was so easy to not make the reflecting pool lime green and toxic. And yet

[Grace @gracecamille_]

I’ve changed my mind. I love the reflecting pool debacle

[MM  @adgirlMM]

Alligator Alcatraz cost American taxpayers $1.2 billion and as of today, it's shutting down for good.

The Trump administration also spent $700 million of taxpayer dollars on seven prison warehouses they're now trying to offload.

And the Trump administration quietly transferred $352 million of taxpayer funds that were meant for Secret Service to fund his Golden Ballroom.

This, all of it, is WASTE, FRAUD AND ABUSE.

Remember in November. 🇺🇸

[Jim Stewartson, Decelerationist 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇺🇸 @jimstewartson]

Listen, if we all work together, we can make Elon Musk the Scaramucci of trillionaires—10 days is enough.

[Crash Test Gummies @punishedgummies]

Years ago my wife and I watched 21 jump street and the first fantastic beasts movie one after the other and the revelation that a character had secretly been johnny depp the whole time in *both movies* made me feel like I was going insane

[The Bulwark @BulwarkOnline]

Trump on the reflecting pool: "If you had a knife, you can't even cut it."

Also, Trump on the reflecting pool: "They cut it."

[NoelCaslerComedy @caslernoel]

Y’all acting like you’ve never seen an octogenarian drug addict blow 16M on Reflecting Pool reno cause he gave a no bid gov’t contract to a guy who looks like he sold quaaludes to The Riddler & then blame the algae bloom on a 350 ft boxcutter attack by underwater Antifa before?

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

These are bribes.
The Trump administration has been selling pardons.

This is, by far, the most corrupt administration ever.

[Patrick Skinner @SkinnerPm]

We are the dumbest country in the universe. This is a twice-elected president speaking here.

[Jim Stewartson, Decelerationist 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇺🇸 @jimstewartson]

I count NINE armed personnel guarding a tourist who *briefly put her hand in the water* of a public monument—after a plainclothes sting operation to find water-touchers rolled her up.

Anyone who thinks this is how you should run a government is mentally ill.

[I Dissent @DissentFu]

There is no clearer image that shows how much billionaires should not exist.