Simon Bird

[Simon Bird @RealSimonBird]

I haven't tweeted in six years, but someone told me it was 'coming home' ?

[Simon Bird @RealSimonBird]

Were you a BBC kid or a CITV Kid?

[Simon Bird @RealSimonBird]

Hope you kiddy winks care about politics. #govemustgo

[Simon Bird @RealSimonBird]

@Rowe110 What do you suggest sir?

[Simon Bird @RealSimonBird]

Amazing. 100 followers. How exciting! I am pretty rubbish mind; What a boring old sod to follow!

[Simon Bird @RealSimonBird]

Toodle pip.

[Simon Bird @RealSimonBird]

@adamberry Today I have been mostly confused by the weather.

[Simon Bird @RealSimonBird]

@DonVito_84 You 'crazy' kids! Why go out ey?

[Simon Bird @RealSimonBird]

@elw1 Keep smiling and keep your fingers crossed!

[Simon Bird @RealSimonBird]

@TomBletsoe @DonVito_84 Ha-Thanks for the help. What's follow Friday?

[Simon Bird @RealSimonBird]

I agree with Family Guy- SJP's face looks like a foot.

[Simon Bird @RealSimonBird]

@DonVito_84 I am all rather new to this. Jamesy boy is trying to get me involved. Not really feeling it yet!

[Simon Bird @RealSimonBird]

@TomBletsoe Brilliant. hah!

[Simon Bird @RealSimonBird]

@james__buckley Points out of ten?

[Simon Bird @RealSimonBird]

@Chat_king2 Ohh hello. First normal person to add me I think.

[Simon Bird @RealSimonBird]

@inbetweeners09 Good skills.

[Simon Bird @RealSimonBird]

Brilliant.

[Simon Bird @RealSimonBird]

I finally caved.