Super Douche

@RealSuperDouche

Forever biologically fused to a Hover Board, Google Glass, and vape due to a freak lab accident, I travel the world combating douchebaggery

Joined March 2016

1.8K Following

99 Followers

6 Posts

about 10 years ago

I just got this font #Airbag for free, get it now at https://t.co/28gfTq254q via @itsmesimon

over 10 years ago

Just cut off an ISIS suicide bomber in traffic

over 10 years ago

Saw a guy @Applebees refuse to drink his water without a lemon, squeezed one into his eye

over 10 years ago

Just punched out a dude at Starbucks while he was trying to convince his girlfriend that he got fired because an immigrant stole his job.

over 10 years ago

Stopped at a gas station, kid in front of me argued over the price of his jerky. I threw down the missing dollar, shoved him out of the way

over 10 years ago

Just got out of the hospital, guy parked in a handicapped space. Took a dump in his sun roof