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Huge Maury Povich fan.

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Cats do not understand bro code.

Just because I give you a nod or dap you up does NOT always mean I want you to cuddle in my lap.

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@Fightful

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@NintendoAmerica @Nintendo Why the hell do I have to now both PHYSICALLY and DIGITALLY dock/undock games? Why do I have to digitally undock a digital game that I digital downloaded to play it on my other Switch digitally??

#FuckNintendo

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@cashsuplex AI could never generate Marco

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@JGoldssbm I bet they were thrilled to see you with your phone in front of your face as they pulled up behind you.

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Weird day for Shrek

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Schizophrenic stand up comedians be like: “That joke was way funnier in my mind.”

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You think the girls from 16 & Pregnant are grandmothers now?

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Drive past a guy washing his car and blaring “Return of the Mack” as loud as humanly possible and was blown away by how much I respected that vibe.

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@BunniMode Bringing back classic dad vocab is a tough job but someone’s gotta do it

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Now that I’m in my 30s, it’s time I get fed up with this pronoun nonsense.

If I have to refer to you, it’ll be as champ, chief, sport, or pal.

You got that, bucko?

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@JGoldssbm Yay ❤️

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@JGoldssbm Imagine if there was a top 8 graphic or a way for us to know who this guy is! 😃

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Seth “Refereekin’” Rollins

#WWERaw

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Americans are trash at naming things.

President lives in a big house that’s white? Wonder what we should name it.

Government agents work at a big pentagonal building? Can’t be too sure what to call it.

Big impressive building in the Empire State? On the tip of my tongue…

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*leaving WWE HQ*

“Thanks so much for everything, Mr. H, I—”

“—Please, Mr. H is my father, call me Triple.”

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YUUUUPPPPP

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AJ Styles has a “pink salmon jacket” moment tonight?? But sky blue??