Tim Macklin

I talk and sometimes people laugh/ Shark Week/Aloha/ booking: [email protected]

[Tim Macklin @RealTimMacklin]

@JoeDoolittle @davidcrosss @pattonoswalt Or to remind him to pick up his laundry?

[Tim Macklin @RealTimMacklin]

@chocolatadisco Sadly, my stuffy passed away a few years back

[Tim Macklin @RealTimMacklin]

@CodesRoamler can I get a code? [email protected]

[Tim Macklin @RealTimMacklin]

@roamlercodes can I get a code? [email protected]

[Adam Kinzinger (Slava Ukraini) 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @AdamKinzinger]

Ok this is actually hilarious.

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Just when you think this thing can't get any funnier, it tops itself. Wait for it.

[Tim Macklin @RealTimMacklin]

@GaryGulman @sethmeyers @LateNightSeth That’s great, congrats man!

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Holy shit he’s going for all 500. @blainecapatch is God.

[Tim Macklin @RealTimMacklin]

A kid at the pool just asked my son if he wanted to “hear a funny meme”. I think I’m gonna double my antidepressants.

[SSJHydro @Tex0110]

The NSA: Not spying on Tucker Carlson

Tucker: THE NSA IS SPYING ON ME BC IM DOING A STORY THAT MIGHT BE ILLEGAL

The NSA:

[Tim Macklin @RealTimMacklin]

@willnoonan Greg Geraldo and Living Chappelle

[Tim Macklin @RealTimMacklin]

Really all depression means is that I take a lot of pills to stop myself from taking a lot of pills

[Tim Macklin @RealTimMacklin]

So you can be an NFL Quarterback, get old, then become an NFL Tight End?! What kind of message does that send to our youth?

[Tim Macklin @RealTimMacklin]

@birbigs My cousin was slaughtered because of politicians putting up 5g towers. But as a family, we all agreed that we’re ok with it

[Tim Macklin @RealTimMacklin]

@Punchhh22 @JoshRuge That was brutal! But live by breaking shins, die by breaking shins

[Tim Macklin @RealTimMacklin]

@JonnyBones @danawhite You get that fight, champ

[Jonny Meat @JonnyBones]

I never discussed wanting 30 million with you or Hunter @danawhite just wondering where you heard that number? Is someone speaking with you on my behalf or...

[Tim Macklin @RealTimMacklin]

Cops that kill people should be fired.

[Buck from the window to the Wallert @BuckWallert]

I love Gregg Popovich