Tony Stark / Iron Man

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[Tony Stark / Iron Man @RealTonyStark]

@_Zatanna

[Tony Stark / Iron Man @RealTonyStark]

@_Zatanna You say that until one is living in your office tower with his old aunt and super model wife.

[Tony Stark / Iron Man @RealTonyStark]

If they’re not going to have me in the movies anymore I guess the only thing to do is have three Spider-Men.

[Cade Onder @Cade_Onder]

a 47 year old man wearing clothes from his local thrift store simply waving hello made me cry for like 40 minutes straight.

i was inconsolable in the theater after this and I have zero shame.

[Tony Stark / Iron Man @RealTonyStark]

@_Zatanna But not wrong.

[Tony Stark / Iron Man @RealTonyStark]

@_Zatanna Well not we’ll.

[Tony Stark / Iron Man @RealTonyStark]

@_Zatanna We’ll on one hand there was that “mind wiping” supervillains Tom foolery you pulled but on the other hand you never erased a class of people because you had a shitty dad.

[Tony Stark / Iron Man @RealTonyStark]

@_Zatanna Sush you.

[Tony Stark / Iron Man @RealTonyStark]

Peter’s new movie is out on digital formats. Get it now, even if I’m not in it.

B+ facial hair from Stephen. It’s not quite epic like mine but it does the job.

[Tony Stark / Iron Man @RealTonyStark]

If Doctor Doom buys Twitter I’m outta here.

[Tony Stark / Iron Man @RealTonyStark]

What’s the point of a #SpiderMan movie without me being in it?

[Tony Stark / Iron Man @RealTonyStark]

When you take diversity really seriously you don’t fuck up like this @starwars.

https://t.co/8eCSzISTYt

[Tony Stark / Iron Man @RealTonyStark]

Remember when we made the Columbine shooters heroes?

Neither do I.

[Tony Stark / Iron Man @RealTonyStark]

I can loan you some Life Model Decoys, they’ll applaud on cue. @_Zatanna

[Tony Stark / Iron Man @RealTonyStark]

There are only 6 kinds of stories:
- Man vs. Nature
- Man vs. Himself
- Man vs. Machine
- Tony Stark vs. Captain America
- Tony Stark vs. Thanos
- Tony Stark vs. Alcohol

[Tony Stark / Iron Man @RealTonyStark]

Elon Musk has the taste of a seven year old. https://t.co/ixK0jyH6PO

[Tony Stark / Iron Man @RealTonyStark]

@Nolanstellar1 @PollyQPublic @DesiredFX @GRex945 @GossSean42 @MJAHarrison @the_moviebob To quote Woody Allen, which was admittedly cooler and less awkward to do back in the ‘70s: https://t.co/5JIJio4UqI

[Tony Stark / Iron Man @RealTonyStark]

Tucker Carlson is calling for violence against police and the rule of law.

I thought #bluelivesmatter, but I guess not when it’s a (hypothetical) law you don’t like.

@TuckerCarlson is clearly Hydra.

[Andrew Lawrence @ndrew_lawrence]

Tucker Carlson just straight up says that Americans will murder Americans if we institute a gun buyback

[Tony Stark / Iron Man @RealTonyStark]

I mean if we’re grading on a curve here…

[𝐣𝐞𝐬𝐬 @starkhotline]

tony stark is not straight
tony stark is not straight
tony stark is not straight
tony stark is not straight
tony stark is not straight
tony stark is not straight
tony stark is not straight

[Tony Stark / Iron Man @RealTonyStark]

@_Zatanna Now you want one too?

[Tony Stark / Iron Man @RealTonyStark]

I’m starting to think that life would have been way easier had I gotten Pepper a suit years ago.

[Tony Stark / Iron Man @RealTonyStark]

When you’re really mad about comics but haven’t actually read any comics part 274.

[nika @goslngs]

my brain hurts... make it make sense