Do not forget your #facemask if you go out.
I recommend L'oreal cucumber and ginseng with ylang ylang extract. I do not quite see how this will protect you from #COVID19 but it keeps my scales looking tip top and lets face it, you are worth it! #Smart#NotAProductPlacement
$Eth @ethereum is gonna surge because of todays dump???
Ha ha ha you gullable monkeys.
Trump is a shit for brains dickhead of the first water and the dump is due to his "stable genius".
Looking forward to #Eth at $2400 when it will be worth buying.
Glad I off loaded at $3200.
@cliveward@ladybie11@UKHouseofLords@organisehq The best way to stop this would be to eat him before he has a chance to enact this.
Prevention is better that cure -and all that.
I may need a gallon of pepto bismol to keep him down and a serious enema to evacuate his fetted remains, but the ends justify the means - and all that
Boris Johnson is planning to fill the @UKHouseofLords with 50 new Conservative peers & make them promise to never challenge the Conservative government if they take the job. If you don't think this should be allowed to happen, sign here on @organisehq✏️ https://t.co/en5sKQvGXw
I love the tories, I love millionairs; boiled, fricased, slow roast over a smoldering fire... or raw!
I see a great future if we all band together and
EAT. THE. RICH.
EAT A TORY
EAT A RICH TORY!
@basementdisco @MrPMHarrison @bmay Just take a minute to read the post below, from a Rail Worker, that gives a different perspective to the hyperbole being flung out by HMG's client journalists...
@moleyhtfc @caroline_MCR_ @bmay Labour can’t just suddenly demand we rejoin. But I’m also furious that they’re not calling out the damage it’s doing more than they are. They’re the opposition. It’s literally labours job to oppose and call out all the government failings. Brexit included.
Soon I will feast on the bones of #BorisTheLiar but I am a bit bunged up in my bowels. Maybe I should just stick him up my arse and shit him out after his last gasp.
A sort of #BorisTheEnema
What say ye, twitter
@LayeredStrange Wow, Eatn, Oxford and the KGB finishing school realy did teach you NOTHING about self control,
Better hope your ZaRodinu loyalty ring is still on or its a full Bobbiting for you!
Your daily reminder:
With great power comes great responsibility.
With Great wealth comes zero responsibility.
Eat the rich.
Start at the top.
Beware, the offal smells a bit #Musky
@Peston Since MPs are not allowed to call this chump a LIAR. Why not stand up in Parliament the next time he lies and ask him if he is telling a 'Boris'.
"That, sir," they will say, "is a bare faced Boris!"
This Thatcher that is quoted on this tweet, did she know the Boris Johnson creature? It seems like an accurate description.
"Ilegitimacy" "breakdown of family" replaced "work and self reliance with perverse encouragement for idleness and cheating."
Pretty spot on I would say!
@dohertym3@AndKeyham@AngelaRayner Indeed, she cost more to the tax payers than paid in, pregnant at 16, council home. Socialism destroys human dignity as Thatcher wrote in her biography below
@SnkzSnkz1@spleenal@hmtreasury@RishiSunak@RoyalMintUK Yes but at least when coins are made all funged up, some coin collector gets a boner.
This great funge up just hurts my fossilised eyes and I weep for all my ancestors whoes goopy remains will be drilled up and burned to fuel this folly.
It's not dignified I tell you!