What The Duck

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@us_connie Anal could get messy.

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@oelma__ They both shit in your yard, so I’ll take the one that licks peanut butter off my nuts……. wait

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@jackunheard Erectile Dysfunction

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@joerussotweets Incel trying to own incels. The old dwaf amongst midgets attack huh?

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@Variety Chicks with dicks is usually in a different genre....

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@AntiLeftMemes Do not redeem it!

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@MaxReloadead Where do I post my credit card information?

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@LangmanVince This guy lost his boat in the divorce....

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@wfaa No one wants to see a sword fight on ABC

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@TMZ Nothing to do with two dudes glazing each other?

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@Raw_Combat_ Ugh....every time I try to grab a cart at Costco...

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@Variety I get it. No one wants to see dude on dude porn on ABC.

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@LangmanVince Is it a boy or a girl? It's just Pat.

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@nypost Cuck. Anyone have his wife's number?

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@PatsyDiabetes I like how convicts will end a dude for killing children but liberal women applaud it. Congrats! You are now worse than convicts! Go hang out with your bear in the woods.

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@AntiLeftMemes Nobody listens to techno!

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@SwingLeftBR The worst part is that you only get to shoot it once.

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@ABC Guessing their goats are prettier?

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@DineshDSouza Someone wants a train run on them.

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@LakotaMan1 Asking for a friend but what do you use to stop your vagina from itching?