Zachary Shane

Voice actor. Soda collector. Human.

Currently available for work!

[Zachary Shane @RealZacShane]

Standing up in the middle of my Joker 2 screening with a microphone and trying to ask The Joker some questions like Megalopolis

[furry* clark mulder | disclosure divisi④n 👽🛸 @SpookyMulder_93]

This 97 year old Walmart still serves their Marvel Legends Kang the Conqueror the old fashioned way

[farum azula beastman @intrst8fifteen]

Mom is trying to use the microphone on the roku to search for something and dad keeps yelling “GAY PORN” before she can say anything

[the freak 🇵🇸 @zoroshappytrail]

first photo ever taken inside a dream

[Mason E-Sports Clark @masoneclark]

I am ready for pre release

[My Beautiful Smile 🏆 🧡😃💙😃 🏆 @WetOilyButt]

he had too much motion

[Joshua Gould @voicearchivist]

Can we get Mike Myers back for this too?

[Blake ™ @NeilNevins]

Jim Carrey Grinch flipping through a large book titled WHOBILLY ELEGY

[PointlessHub @HubPointless]

That guy’s dad finally did it

[A24 @A24]

Kane Parsons is 21 years old.

[Spencer Hakimian @SpencerHakimian]

We’re about to spend $300,000,000,000 rebuilding Iran after spending $80,000,000,000 destroying it, while telling Americans on Medicaid to take a hike.

America First.

[Cameron 🇺🇸 🗽🦅 @CameronCorduroy]

>renames it to the Department of War
>names himself the Secretary of War
>fights one war
>loses

[fint @GsFlint]

Dumb shit i made on my phone at 2:00 am

[Zachary Shane @RealZacShane]

Dr. Johnathan Crane in the Nolan movies if he was a bottom: "Would you like to see my ass?"

[tom @pricesandvices]

Sad day for people who know the price for scrap metal

[Dan Marcus @Danimalish]

Happy 31st anniversary to BATMAN FOREVER. The most bisexual Batman movie.

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Your mom was so right to trade you for drugs

[🍉🌺ALIEN⚢SUPERSTAR 🐊 COMMS★OPEN🦖 @AlienGirlkisser]

the plot of Street Fighter Third Strike

[poggers for algernon 🇵🇸 🔜AC @Gollypon]

DC clearly stole her design from @mega64

[Geppetto San Martín 🚬🌭𓅸 @SmalltimeJones]

looks like pink lemonade was invented by a clown and the original batch was balls and asshole flavored. good news tho, clown's dead

[. @playboicurrryy]

"alarm set for 1 hour and 13 minutes from now"