Flagellum

Future President of the United Cells of the Body #FlagellumOrForgetEm

[Flagellum @Real_Flagellum]

Vote for me and I won't prioritize any organelle or cell in particular! I am outside of the cell and work with many organelles to get the job done! VOTE!!!

#BushCellElection2020

[Flagellum @Real_Flagellum]

I feed this cell! Like a soccer mom after practice, I help us find food and get there!

#BushCellElection2020

[Flagellum @Real_Flagellum]

I guarantee that within a few seconds of my presidency I will take the cell to places we've never been before! THAT'S a promise!

#BushCellElection2020

[Flagellum @Real_Flagellum]

I've heard talk that because I'm located outside of the cell, I don't know the struggles of organelles. NONSENSE! I am connected to the cell through my 'hook' and my 'basal body' goes through the cell wall and membranes!

#BushCellElection2020

[Flagellum @Real_Flagellum]

Wow... big talk from a mailman! In my experience, keeping the entire cell moving is pretty "complex" and a very "large scale operation". Get back to the post office, it already takes long enough for me to get my packages!

#BushCellElection2020

P.S. You're right about @Cilia tho

[Golgi Apparatus @Real_Golgi_2020]

Flagellum and Cillia mean well. But it can't be denied that they have absolutely no experience in managing large scale operations and complex tasks. Don't waste your vote on organelles who lack the skills to run this cell! Step aside and drop out already. #BushCellElection2020

[Flagellum @Real_Flagellum]

I may be on the outside of the cell, but I have a way inside through my basal body that lets me understand the needs of organelles in an individual way! Not to mention I'm what keeps the cells moving!

#BushCellElection2020

[Flagellum @Real_Flagellum]

I have more experience than most other candidates: I've been around (and written about) since I was discovered in 1675!

THAT'S 345 YEARS IN OFFICE!

Shoutout to Anton Van Leeuwenhoek

#BushCellElection2020

[Flagellum @Real_Flagellum]

This is just a good ole' photo of me hard at work! I'm reliable and adaptable!

#BushCellElection2020

[Flagellum @Real_Flagellum]

This is anti-Flagellum propaganda! Don't let the other candidates convince you that my policies and I are complicated!

#BushCellElection2020

[Flagellum @Real_Flagellum]

You come for my friend @Mitochondria, you come for me! Without Mitochondria neither of us would work! #MitochondriaForCellnate

We need a president who appreciates the work of organelles on a Cell-level!

#BushCellElection2020

[Golgi Apparatus @Real_Golgi_2020]

Sure, the mitochondria claims to be the "powerhouse of the cell", but what actual results have they shown? Just because they're a celebrity doesn't mean they're the right candidate OR that they're even qualified for this position!
#BushCellElection2020 #NotMyPowerhouse

[Flagellum @Real_Flagellum]

In the prokaryotic cells I’d like to commend the proton motive force in the semipermeable membranes! Great work guys, you push me every day to do my best!

#BushCellElection2020

[Flagellum @Real_Flagellum]

I couldn’t agree more! But, vote for someone who’s actually been on a track, raced, and won!! #SpermOrSquirm

#BushCellElection2020

[Golgi Apparatus @Real_Golgi_2020]

This campaign is already getting overcrowded with candidates who, for the most part, are all saying the same thing. Do you want a candidate who talks a big game, or one with an actual proven track record of getting things done? #BushCellElection2020 #LetsGetToWork #GolgiHussle

[Flagellum @Real_Flagellum]

You’re gonna need a way of getting there Golgi! Might I suggest me?!

#BushCellElection2020

[Golgi Apparatus @Real_Golgi_2020]

A crucial part of my platform is reliable, efficient transport for all types of molecules. Whether you're a lipid, a carbohydrate, a protein, or even a sugar, I can guarantee that I'll be your best move in transportation to all parts of the cell. #BushCellElection2020

[Flagellum @Real_Flagellum]

They say I’m shaped like a “lash”? I guess it’s cause I’ll be whipping this nation into shape!

#BushCellElection2020

[Flagellum @Real_Flagellum]

I’d like to give a shout-out to all the mitochondria in all my eukaryotic states (cells)! I couldn’t move this nation forward without you providing the energy, you truly are the powerhouse of this nation!

#BushCellElection2020

[Flagellum @Real_Flagellum]

Also... They FINALLY realized I can move in 3 (YES 3!) different ways! Now the Cilia can stop calling me slow

I’m Mr. Reliable!
https://t.co/aegTdlRNvt

#BushCellElection2020

[Flagellum @Real_Flagellum]

JUST IN! The media is WRONG! I move with a rotary motion (like a blender)!

And to think a few year ago they called me a snake and said I moved like one... DISGUSTED

#BushCellElection2020

[Flagellum @Real_Flagellum]

Just like you: I worked my way to where I am today, grassroots! Using a propeller like movement i power through my environment 💪

#BushCellElection2020

[Flagellum @Real_Flagellum]

Just like you: I come from protein! (Flagellum to be exact)

We need a president who understands the organelles and cell parts... one made from protein

#BushCellElection2020

[Flagellum @Real_Flagellum]

Announcing my running mate: the Flagella Basal Body! They help keep me grounded, couldn’t do it without them! #BushCellElection2020

(Pictured: Basal Body hard at work)