Golgi Apparatus

Discovered by Camillo Golgi in 1898, but have existed in eukaryotic cells for several billion years. Campaigning for cell president this 2020 election! Vote!

[Golgi Apparatus @Real_Golgi_2020]

I want to thank all of my supporters during this campaign who helped us achieve this immense victory. White House, here I come! #NewPrez #BushCellElection2020

[Golgi Apparatus @Real_Golgi_2020]

@TheNucl94002943 About as exciting as one too. *yawn*

[Golgi Apparatus @Real_Golgi_2020]

Back with the elitism again. The everyday molecules that make up the working class in this cell have a stronger work ethic than you ever could. This kind of disrespect is exactly the reason that @TCentrosome shouldn't be elected to office this election. #BushCellElection2020

[TheRealCentrosome @TCentrosome]

@Zomesforprez You're like the 9-5 factory worker with a minimum wage while I'm the protein magnate profiting off your labor.

#BushCellElection2020

[Golgi Apparatus @Real_Golgi_2020]

@SirCytoplasmJr So your big claim is that you do the job of a brick wall? Wow, so impressive. 🙄

[Golgi Apparatus @Real_Golgi_2020]

@smoothER_2020 Cool latin translation and all, but where's the actual experience? The qualifications? Just because you can operate google translate for a language that's been dead for two centuries doesn't mean you're a good candidate.

[Golgi Apparatus @Real_Golgi_2020]

Might want to take a look at this, then. Sorry to be the bearer of bad news.... https://t.co/cseUpVR6iM

#BushCellElection2020

[The Nucleus @TheNucl94002943]

big talk for an organelle with its own disease
#BushCellElection2020

[Golgi Apparatus @Real_Golgi_2020]

@power_ATP Since when are coworkers called employers? I work WITH you, not for you. I know your fragile ego just needs to put others down to make yourself feel like you're actually contributing to the cell environment, so I'll try not to pity you too much here. #BushCellElection2020

[Golgi Apparatus @Real_Golgi_2020]

Big talk for the literal dumpster! What's your political experience, huh? Taking out the trash? Leave politics to the real players, pal. #BushCellElection2020

[Jane Eyre @Jane_of_Eyre]

@Real_Golgi_2020 Slow down buddy you aren’t so great yourself. I transport all the proteins to you and then when you’re done making a mess I take out all the waste. Without me you would be useless. #BushCellElection2020

[Golgi Apparatus @Real_Golgi_2020]

Not my powerhouse. #BushCellElection2020

[Golgi Apparatus @Real_Golgi_2020]

"Regulated Cell Deactivation" is an awfully misleading way of phrasing Programmed Suicide. And for what? Killing off entire cells just because of "Cancerous Potential"? What a truly horrific thing to tout as being beneficial to us all. #BushCellElection2020

[Golgi Apparatus @Real_Golgi_2020]

And who's going to pay for it? The mitochondria? #BridgesNotWalls #BushCellElection2020

[Golgi Apparatus @Real_Golgi_2020]

Biggest understatement of the year here. You don't work for animal cells, so why should the majority of organelles (who are present in animal cells) vote for someone who only represents one kind of cell? Where's the diversity, people? #BushCellElection2020

[Golgi Apparatus @Real_Golgi_2020]

@TheCellWall16 Are you genuinely surprised that an organelle with the personality of a wall of bricks would not have followers?

[Golgi Apparatus @Real_Golgi_2020]

Who cares about an organelle with the intelligence and productivity of steel rebar? Oh wait, no one. #BushCellElection2020 #TearDownThisWall

[Golgi Apparatus @Real_Golgi_2020]

This kind of fear-mongering is frankly disgusting. From what exactly are we in danger from? Hardworking, honest molecules simply looking for a safe place to diffuse? Such blatant xenophobia from one claiming to have our best interests at heart. #BushCellElection2020

[Golgi Apparatus @Real_Golgi_2020]

If this is your best, then we're all going to be in deep trouble if by some cosmic fluke you manage to win this thing. #BushCellElection2020

[Flagellum @Real_Flagellum]

In the prokaryotic cells I’d like to commend the proton motive force in the semipermeable membranes! Great work guys, you push me every day to do my best!

#BushCellElection2020

[Golgi Apparatus @Real_Golgi_2020]

So your claim to fame is that you can be seen in the background of the cell? The extras in Hollywood movies don't win the Oscars, bud. #BushCellElection2020

[TheRealCentrosome @TCentrosome]

Sure, the cytoskeleton is the "structure" of the cell. But who do you think makes up the most important part of the cytoskeleton?? Yours truly.
#BushCellElection2020

[Golgi Apparatus @Real_Golgi_2020]

I think I'll pass on that one, pal. You think you're going places, when really all you're doing is just running in place. #BushCellElection2020

[Flagellum @Real_Flagellum]

You’re gonna need a way of getting there Golgi! Might I suggest me?!

#BushCellElection2020

[Golgi Apparatus @Real_Golgi_2020]

Or it's because you lack any form of backbone and bend to whatever force is strongest. Let's not get ahead of ourselves, Flagellum. #BushCellElection2020

[Flagellum @Real_Flagellum]

They say I’m shaped like a “lash”? I guess it’s cause I’ll be whipping this nation into shape!

#BushCellElection2020

[Golgi Apparatus @Real_Golgi_2020]

And those will be very dark places indeed. #BushCellElection2020 #BoundToFail

[Flagellum @Real_Flagellum]

I guarantee that within a few seconds of my presidency I will take the cell to places we've never been before! THAT'S a promise!

#BushCellElection2020