TheRealCentrosome

Half organelle, half pasta.

Most people don't know who I am, but without me, the cell would be screwed. It's alright, I do it for the good of everyone.

[TheRealCentrosome @TCentrosome]

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[TheRealCentrosome @TCentrosome]

@Zomesforprez You're like the 9-5 factory worker with a minimum wage while I'm the protein magnate profiting off your labor.

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[TheRealCentrosome @TCentrosome]

@Vote_Vesicle_ Vesicle you would know a thing or two about having a single function...

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[TheRealCentrosome @TCentrosome]

Just call me the jack of all proteins. Providing structure, being the key to mitosis, helping cell transport, I do it all.

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[TheRealCentrosome @TCentrosome]

@Zomesforprez @SirCytoplasmJr Cytoplasm really out here trying to take all of the credit. Us protein fellas know what's good.

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[TheRealCentrosome @TCentrosome]

@smoothER_2020 #BushCellElection2020

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@smoothER_2020 #BushCellElection2020

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@TheNucl94002943 Survival from what?? A weedeater? Plants have many more defense mechanisms than just a wall.

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[TheRealCentrosome @TCentrosome]

@TheCellWall16 You can't say anything, you aren't even in people cells. Sit down and drink your juice box. Let the real organelles talk politics.

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[TheRealCentrosome @TCentrosome]

Ladies and gentlemen: the garbage truck of the cell

Isn't it funny how we all know who I'm talking about even from this super cropped photo?

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[TheRealCentrosome @TCentrosome]

@TheNucl94002943 THANK YOU Nucleus. Smh Golgi stays being on me for things I don't do. Sorry I know my own limitations!
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[TheRealCentrosome @TCentrosome]

@Real_Flagellum @mitochondria Flagellum you're literally admitting you're useless without the Mitochondria. Stop being boosting their already massive ego. There's a new sheriff in town. *Western music intensifies*
#BushCellElection2020

[TheRealCentrosome @TCentrosome]

It's gonna be huge! it's gonna be tremendous. Best of all, I'll pay for it myself! WINNING
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[TheRealCentrosome @TCentrosome]

Build the wall? Check!
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@TheNucl94002943 OK boomer

[TheRealCentrosome @TCentrosome]

@Real_Flagellum How about a president who made YOU from protein?
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[TheRealCentrosome @TCentrosome]

@TheNucl94002943 Imagine not even being essential to an entire kind of cells. Prokaryotes don't need you, they're independent baby!
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[TheRealCentrosome @TCentrosome]

@TheNucl94002943 The nucleus is like the main villain of a movie who you find out later that he has no power and just talks a big game.
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[TheRealCentrosome @TCentrosome]

@Real_Flagellum @cilia You too, cilia. Without me you both literally wouldn't exist. PAY HOMAGE TO YOUR DADDY
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@Real_Flagellum @cilia Flagellum you're a glorified horse pulling a carriage: meant to do one thing in this world with zero knowledge of your own existence.
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[TheRealCentrosome @TCentrosome]

@Real_Golgi_2020 Ok calm down FedEx. I tinker with proteins just like you, except I actually make things with mine. Careful who you make enemies with.
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