Forkbody

I am a comic book character. I am a human. I am a fork. Follow me as I try to find who made me like this. Also, sometimes jokes. (He/Fork)

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@LionintheSenate @cornhustle37871 @PitchingNinja You’re unbearable. He was asking if that is what the coach was saying. Quit being retarded/autistic

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@Buster_ESPN @dcone36 @PerezEd @Jomboy_ @SlangsOnSports Day One of requesting Buster Olney not be a 5’3” douchebag

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@GarlandPD One of your officers (SUV, number was either 2415 or 2416) just ran a red light at the intersection of Guthrie and Broadway. Around 2:50 pm.
No lights on. Then cuts through the Quiktrip parking lot.
Love that officers get to break the law with no consequences

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@NFL_DovKleiman Yeah guys, don’t enjoy the fact that a sex offender got injured

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@EdwardGenerator @BobbyNSteve1 @TheCriticalDri2 Richard is being a huge douche on this Critical Drinker thing but the “ya boi Zack” thing was definitely supposed to be ironic

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@PlagueChild @illusClaire She doesn’t. People are pawns for clout to people like this

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@doc_gero Seppuko plz

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@trzef @JoeyPokeaim It’s the internet. Some people are always trying to “gotcha” someone

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@SoulChild868 @exitIiquidity @jakeshieldsajj It would be pretty hard for blacks to commit white domestic terrorism tbf

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@funkyyyGD @NBCDFW Lol sure you won’t. I’ll see you next SNF

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@JosephGlass @Kickstarter Speaking of kickstarter, did you ever get that interview?? 🤗🤗

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@Vincent45001375 @SBF_FTX Damn. That was a smart move man 😂

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@CardiffGlass @WalesOnline It’s consequence culture, Joe

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@isoakavakakarot Hell yeah brother, killing it! Also, I’m a fork. But more importantly, you’re killing it

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@PokemonGoApp hey, just wanted you all to know that there *are* other Pokémon besides grass starters. It’s pretty not fun having cloudy/rain/fog weather and still just getting Treeko and Turtwig

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@houstonjones26 Did the video get deleted??

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Stars screwed. Upsetting. Jamie Benn got....forked on that call

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Anthony Davis is playing great on offense. But how does he only have TWO rebounds in his last 62 minutes on the court?
Also, something something fork-related nonsense

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#InsteadOfNudesPleaseSend naked pictures of yourself
I’ve forgotten what a human torso looks like
Since I now have
A fork body

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@CSimmsQB haircut...
Somebody needs to make sure he’s supervised at all times around scissors
#football #chrissimms #haircut #yikes