John Shaughnessy

and kids this is the story of how I met your mother..

[John Shaughnessy @Real_John_S]

@jameis1of1 @BreidenFehoko I love your commitment

[John Shaughnessy @Real_John_S]

@Mottslayer Playing in the Bronx is very different than playing in queens

[John Shaughnessy @Real_John_S]

@BussinWTB You guys should just change the name to “Almost Barstool”

[John Shaughnessy @Real_John_S]

@GOLF_com @nypost @hen_ease @BarstoolBigCat @PFTCommenter LIV is back

[John Shaughnessy @Real_John_S]

@TaylorLewan77 Aren’t you guys just wannabe barstool at this point?

[John Shaughnessy @Real_John_S]

@RoseyReacts @Philly_Mays Are you new?

[John Shaughnessy @Real_John_S]

@JetBlue @danabeers You guys are about to get skull fucked @BarstoolBigCat

[John Shaughnessy @Real_John_S]

@TaylorLewan77 “Wannabe Barstool”

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@honeymoon250 The end of America

[John Shaughnessy @Real_John_S]

@NUCLRGOLF He’s probably not particularly fond of him because he’s still butt hurt about the 24 US open.

[John Shaughnessy @Real_John_S]

@Mottslayer #HomerunDerbyRigged

[John Shaughnessy @Real_John_S]

@Mottslayer Yeah I think they found the format that worked. Only thing was that last home run wasn’t a magenta ball

[John Shaughnessy @Real_John_S]

@SleeperHQ I’ll never be able to escape this.

[John Shaughnessy @Real_John_S]

@barstoolsports Can we fuck off

[John Shaughnessy @Real_John_S]

I can never escape the Jets, of course all I see is the Aaron Rodger’s 9/11 videos after this.

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Paddy is the BEST. What an animal. Fucking love him

[John Shaughnessy @Real_John_S]

@RapSheet @woodyjohnson4 can you follow suit?

[John Shaughnessy @Real_John_S]

@Return_Of_RB Hank, Ryder of the year?

[Robert Griffin III @RGIII]

If you are a US Citizen and you aren’t rooting for USA against Belgium, you are a traitor. No other way to put it. You can’t be trusted if you are rooting against your own country in the World Cup.