Real StoneMor

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[Real StoneMor @Real_StoneMor]

$STON great bust by the SEC on a renewable energy ponzi scheme. 5 years $30 million later https://t.co/z6rKkDTEVN

[Real StoneMor @Real_StoneMor]

$STON the amount of accounting fraud found (will be found) at StoneMor is not something you can come back from. SEC Investigation underway

[Real StoneMor @Real_StoneMor]

Brilliant article from $STON's local newspaper covering the lawsuit against them. See Loewen Group in 2001 for ex https://t.co/jf0SauxzZM

[Real StoneMor @Real_StoneMor]

We saw this a long time coming - "Company's reported non-GAAP financial metrics were materially misleading " https://t.co/23hRvEUMqn

[Real StoneMor @Real_StoneMor]

$STON mails 10,000+ permission slips to pre-install burial vaults. Will cost of stamps be an addback?? https://t.co/YGsfIeabyH

[Real StoneMor @Real_StoneMor]

Victory lap for the $STON shorts! Shares down -44.64% to $13.74 implying a 9.61% yield. At least 10%+ downside to get back to 10.64% yield

[Real StoneMor @Real_StoneMor]

StoneMor Challenge: Find the $46,779,542 $STON has promised to pay investors in 2017? If unsure, it may be coming out of your pocket then!

[Real StoneMor @Real_StoneMor]

$STON current share price @ $14.56 implies a yield of 9.07%. The price will continue to correct to a 10%+ yield. Looking for $12.41 close!

[Real StoneMor @Real_StoneMor]

It is like looking at a beautiful painting $STON top Loser of the day! Much more downside from here. Buyers beware!

[Real StoneMor @Real_StoneMor]

Music to our ears! Analyst's today came out and said they were surprised. I guess they don't follow @Real_StoneMor!

[Real StoneMor @Real_StoneMor]

Off to the races! $STON opens @ $14.82, down 40.29% from prior close. Expect strong selling to continue!

[Real StoneMor @Real_StoneMor]

Minutes away from the open $STON down 40%+ in pre-market. We believe the new dividend of $0.33 implies a share price today of $12.41, -50%

[Real StoneMor @Real_StoneMor]

$STON Investor Notice: 50% drop expected tomorrow. $STON @ $15, $10, $5 or $1 is no buying opportunity! Median comp valuation is $0.00!!!

[Real StoneMor @Real_StoneMor]

$STON Mgmt issued FY 16' Adjusted EBITDA guidance of $100 - $110 million just 2 months. Expect a miss and a big one! #STONOVER

[Real StoneMor @Real_StoneMor]

@EquityActivist $STON issued Adjusted EBITDA guidance of $100 - $110 million just 2 months ago. I guess something changed since then?

[Real StoneMor @Real_StoneMor]

The moment we all have been waiting for! $STON cuts dividend 50%! Shares down 33% or 33% closer to its final stop at $0.00!

[Real StoneMor @Real_StoneMor]

Can't say we aren't surprised! $STON cuts dividend by 50% and share price to follow!
https://t.co/XttNXYmH9A https://t.co/BzpPsL4HFe

[Greg Taxin @EquityActivist]

What?!? A 50% cut to distributions at $STON? What happened?? Did they finally run out of "pro forma" cash flow?

[Real StoneMor @Real_StoneMor]

No optical illusion $STON valued 330% higher than its public comp set. Less growth, lower margin & higher valuation. Something fishy here.

[Real StoneMor @Real_StoneMor]

“what we are doing is we are reporting on operational metrics that conform to old GAAPs, not new GAAP consistent with SAB 101.” - STON Mgmt

[Real StoneMor @Real_StoneMor]

"I mean, obviously, as we, most of our GAAP, non-GAAP issues come on the cemetery side." STON Q3’15. #STON_knows_they_got_GAAP_issues