DaRealestInvestor

sometimes I make money sometimes I lose it ion really give a fuck. Ima just kick it for good vibes, cop bribes and heat up my meat pie. I am the Master Investor

[DaRealestInvestor @RealestInvesta]

I bought this man chicken from Woolworths once

[Ary @explosivesox]

Be bullish on $BETTER founders.
@tradebetterapp will win.

Huge thank you to @ptservlor for the amazing conversation.

Stay tuned for tomorrow's episode, @openservai community👀

[DaRealestInvestor @RealestInvesta]

@elonmusk Be #better @tradebetterapp

[DaRealestInvestor @RealestInvesta]

I don’t want the casino to end…

[BETTER @tradebetterapp]

https://t.co/d2kQJ7BkvY

[DaRealestInvestor @RealestInvesta]

@tradebetterapp I love the casino

[DaRealestInvestor @RealestInvesta]

Honestly, in this economy, gambling on gambling is actually more profitable than TA. 100% worth looking at team #stake

[BETTER @tradebetterapp]

Stop chasing noise. Buy the index.

$BETTER captures HFT signals of elite @Polymarket insiders in microseconds of orderbook finality

Premiering on @openservai's launchpad, $SERV agents filter 40K+ signals/day earning yield on $USDC vault deposits

Quant-spec alpha: democratised.

[DaRealestInvestor @RealestInvesta]

Mood

[DaRealestInvestor @RealestInvesta]

Polymarket??? Gambling??? Vaults??? You son of a bitch count me in

[BETTER @tradebetterapp]

> WOKEN FROM CRYO-SLEEP....
> TRENCHES DEAD....
> PERPETUALS MARKET MANIPULATED....
> ABUNDANCE OF ALPHA ON @Polymarket....
> PRIORITISING $BETTER LAUNCH...
> INCUBATING ON @openservai....
> VAULTS POWERED BY $SERV AGENTS....

[DaRealestInvestor @RealestInvesta]

@solcard Can you please change the volatility of Solana please?

[DaRealestInvestor @RealestInvesta]

Navigating the chop rn. Type shit. I love the game

[DaRealestInvestor @RealestInvesta]

@CryptKeeper_06 I hope you didn’t use leverage

[DaRealestInvestor @RealestInvesta]

@realDonaldTrump can you tweet something positive about Bitcoin please. I need to restock on supplements and I can’t be fucked to do TA on a gay short position.

[DaRealestInvestor @RealestInvesta]

When the TP button goes green, and it turns out the trade is profitable. My balls start tingling. #CryptoMarket #money #Trump #MasterChefCelebrityArgentina

[DaRealestInvestor @RealestInvesta]

I’m planning to get this to insider trade and launder money. Dm me

[Ary @explosivesox]

Dropped the bot.

Just $BETTER. It's cleaner that way.

Built with Droid by @FactoryAI
Near zero latency thanks to @getdomeapi
Partnered with @openservai
Powered + co-located with @Polymarket in SF
Alpha from @hashdive

Trader risk scores.

(copy trading beta soon)

[DaRealestInvestor @RealestInvesta]

@explosivesox @FactoryAI @getdomeapi @openservai @Polymarket @hashdive I want to insider trade. Check DMs

[DaRealestInvestor @RealestInvesta]

Yo @elonmusk is it possible for you to include a feature where the car without warning and at a purely random time cut all music for 10 seconds and then play a “fart” sound effect from the speaker next to the passenger seat. Just curious for science. The people want to know.

[DaRealestInvestor @RealestInvesta]

Hey @realDonaldTrump can you transfer some US tax payer money into my wallet so I can buy a massage chair and some cheesy prawn hot pot from this restaurant I wanna go to?

[DaRealestInvestor @RealestInvesta]

So what to do now?
real Gs are stackin tokens like it’s an arcade in 2015. AI models writin your TA? lmfao eat shit lil nigga price goin nowhere til the weak hands bleed out. then? moon or rug, ion gaf. I’ll be gettin my dick sucked in the back of my truck

[DaRealestInvestor @RealestInvesta]

@solcard Laundering copious amounts of money

[DaRealestInvestor @RealestInvesta]

@explosivesox @elonmusk Om nom nom gigglywiggle

[DaRealestInvestor @RealestInvesta]

@explosivesox @FactoryAI @BlinkOnChain Why need all this when you can just “feel” the market