Cheshire Analytica

Very conflicted apparently

[Cheshire Analytica @RealistJacques]

Right Twitter, do your thing 😂 Surely there can’t have been that many Chinese women travelling Glasgow → Manchester who swapped pork snacks for windscreen cleaning at Tebay last Tuesday. Help me find her 👀

[Cheshire Analytica @RealistJacques]

Bit of a long shot 😂

Tebay Services Southbound – Tues 11 Aug. I helped a Chinese girl travelling from Glasgow to Manchester clean her windscreen. You gave me Chinese pork + spicy snacks and said I’d made your day.

I should’ve asked for your number 😅 If you see this, DM me.

[Cheshire Analytica @RealistJacques]

Bit of a long shot 😂

Tebay Services Southbound – Tues 11 Aug. I helped a Chinese girl travelling from Glasgow to Manchester clean her windscreen. You gave me Chinese pork + spicy snacks and said I’d made your day.

I should’ve asked for your number 😅 If you see this, DM me.

[Cheshire Analytica @RealistJacques]

Got 5-4 France written all over it.

[Cheshire Analytica @RealistJacques]

I see everyone has turned into a coaching expert overnight.

Look, Tuchel is without doubt, a better coach/manager/leader than 99.9% of dags voicing an opinion. Incuding me.

But I have a voice. Tuchel out. Pep in.

[Cheshire Analytica @RealistJacques]

@jackalbion96 Women’s World Cup Final. Y Not Festival. You created the house of football that day bro

[Cheshire Analytica @RealistJacques]

Typical fking England. Every time I dare to believe.

It was painfully obvious at 58 minutes we couldn’t continue to soak up that pressure. Subs made far too late, Tuchel out!

[Cheshire Analytica @RealistJacques]

@Mufcjnr1 Hahahaha his dad would have rightfully disowned him if he went to you rotbags. Fake news

[Cheshire Analytica @RealistJacques]

@AboNashmi91 @abosalaharena Reports in the British papers don’t confirm anything. They merely repeat what they’re told by a PR dept

[Cheshire Analytica @RealistJacques]

The tactical awareness, team selection, planning, knowledge, reactions and communication looked world class.

All in all I’m very impressed by this England setup.

Tuchel for PM

[Cheshire Analytica @RealistJacques]

Rashfords goal was top class.
First time I’ve watched Bellingham play and actually liked him, he’s lost that selfish dhead persona.
Kane actually looks like a world beater.

The teamwork is astounding. Everybody has an important role and they know it individually…..

[Cheshire Analytica @RealistJacques]

@vibrolax @Queen_primis My aggressive masculine mind wouldn’t even give me this hell in my wildest dreams

[Cheshire Analytica @RealistJacques]

@vibrolax @Queen_primis This is high grounds for divorce. How dare you reject the feminist ideal to know every single detail about you. Things you haven’t even thought about yourself.

In 100 years this will be a mandatory death sentence

[Cheshire Analytica @RealistJacques]

@emmie___92 Sounds like my ex

[Cheshire Analytica @RealistJacques]

X is basically the 21st century pub.

Everyone spouts their own shite in their own little corner whilst somebody occasionally shouts some abuse back at them.

[Felipe👨‍💻- e/acc @FelipeTechPM]

> O ano é 2006
> Você chega da escola
> Vai direto pro computador
> Abre o uTorrent
> Percebe que ainda faltam alguns minutos
> Sua internet de 200kb não é lá essas coisas
> Ok, você tem tempo de almoçar
> Meia hora depois retorna
> Legal, a ISO terminou de baixar!
> Deixa o seed ligado por um tempo
> Outra pessoa quer baixar também
> Abre o Nero (quem lembra?)
> Burning…
> Grava a ISO!
> Abre o Daemon Tools (os de verdade sabem)
> Monta a imagem
> Instala o jogo!
> Inicia… ainda está pedindo um CD
> De volta pra internet
> Procure um crack No-Cd
> Baixe o crack
> AVAST grita: uma ameaça foi detectada!
> De volta pra internet
> Encontre um keygen russo misterioso
> Você vê dois botões, mas não fala russo
> Escolha com sabedoria
> Apareceu um código na tela!
> Copia, cola, copia, cola, copia, cola…
> Inicia o jogo de novo
> Tá rodando, bora caralho
> EA GAMES, challenge everything! 🫦
> Tun de run dun, de run de run dun oooh 🔈
> Through the window, to the wall (the wall)🔉

Eu vivi isso, tempos bons que não voltam mais 🥹

[Cheshire Analytica @RealistJacques]

@sirhighbreed True story. I came within inches of being crushed by 2 tonne of flying steel - colleagues thought I ended up under it. As soon as they realised I’d crawled out of the way everyone was laughing.

[The Curious Tales @thecurioustales]

Tigers are solitary creatures that value personal space, while lions are social and clingy, often encroaching onto the tiger's very space.

[Cheshire Analytica @RealistJacques]

@TylerDurden Cannot confirm nor deny

[EPL Bible @EPLBible]

🗣️ “Where’s your bottle gone…”

[Cheshire Analytica @RealistJacques]

@ESzczambur93581 @tyre_kicker @LucyGoBag @monzo You’ve gotta be ai? That’s some psychotic authoritarian skynet sh** you’re expecting