laura ♌

do you have to live quite so relentlessly in the real world?
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[laura ♌ @RealityTelly]

today I walked 4 miles and saw some highland cows 🐮🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[rly cool girl @hikingshawty]

today i walked six miles and i baked yorkshire parkin cake :)

[jovan @ehjovan]

its not suicidal ideation if i end the thought with “that’d be so crazy”

[laura ♌ @RealityTelly]

@frogs4girls the vet smells bad to the kitty :(

one of my cats has asthma and has to go to the vets quite often and her sister is FURIOUS at her for several hours every single time😭😭

[laura ♌ @RealityTelly]

does kier or rishi or theresa or david have children? probably! were they in the news constantly and doing speeches on his behalf and meeting important people? NO! Of course they weren't! Because nobody elected them and they mean absolutely nothing to politics!

[laura ♌ @RealityTelly]

i just want to say it's very strange how Americans behave about their presidents children. i have no idea about any of the children from any prime minister for my entire life. the only info i know is that Boris has a lot. why are the kids involved at all?? its weird af

[laura ♌ @RealityTelly]

@fesshole if only there was a place they could learn and be taught how to read a clock, maybe even in the same place they take the exams ... like a school or something

[laura ♌ @RealityTelly]

@EliThurmanXXX @ServantSlaanesh @ConcealedSlacks @Jack_Frodo & if you read the replies he proves that he did mark it as a gift, so now what

[laura ♌ @RealityTelly]

happy pride month to jenn mcallister and everyone else as well

[laura ♌ @RealityTelly]

rewatching empire & trying to remember which song this lyric was from, and once again i am and baffled at how pure shit google ai is 😭 at least they had the decency to put it underneath the actual result for once

[laura ♌ @RealityTelly]

@THR orr pinely it is your time, this is your moment

[laura ♌ @RealityTelly]

@hthieblot bebo 💔

[laura ♌ @RealityTelly]

@delonperc i slap my thigh and say "right then" like an old person leaving a party and that usually forces me out of whatever trance I'm stuck in

[laura ♌ @RealityTelly]

@soulfiregaming1 @Lunarlizdesigns me too, i just saw them in January! what the hell happened😭

[laura ♌ @RealityTelly]

@PopBase that's the queen ❤️

[laura ♌ @RealityTelly]

like i could see it as the main track for a romance film, in the background of a tense scene in a thriller, just after the climax in a drama when everyone's trying to pick up the pieces. that's a very good song!! hope hollywood does something cool with it

[laura ♌ @RealityTelly]

i haven't liked a new Ariana Grande song in a while (no hate to her at all, just not my vibe musically) but i'm really enjoying Hate That I Made You Love Me!! it would be a really good song for heaps of different movie scenes & genres, very versatile!!

[laura ♌ @RealityTelly]

@superTV247 well did they even try this year? because im chronically online and all my shit is tapped in to showbiz news and i didnt even know it had started 😭 like where was the hype!!

[laura ♌ @RealityTelly]

@fkamorena honestly just cut them off bc they're gonna drag you down with them, its awful esp if you really love them but it gets to a point where nothing you could do will help and they're actively making the decision to stay that way. eventually they'll learn& it wont be your problem

[laura ♌ @RealityTelly]

there is a photo of me from this time taken of my back and im turning to look at the camera, well there was a roll of back fat covering my bikini strap so i just coloured that bit of skin black to make it look like the strap😭😭 i cant look at it without laughing

[Grace @gracecamille_]

every picture from 2019-2021 is completely unusable…. I didn’t even have facetune blindness I saw what i was doing and i liked it….

[laura ♌ @RealityTelly]

@SeamusMor19 @panemsdove

[laura ♌ @RealityTelly]

@VLONEPREDATOR pilgrim you need to google Martina Big RIGHT NOW