Couvi

Structural Engineer, & Saints Fan, Louisiana alum & Aarti’s husband.

[Couvi @ReallyCouvi]

Why does it feel so god dammed good when someone you don't even know likes one of your tweets!?!?

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

The difference between talking and delivering.

[Rekha Shankar @rekhalshankar]

praying to Vivek’s monotheistic Hindu god that the family whatsapp is quiet today

[Couvi @ReallyCouvi]

@GavinVerhey I wouldn’t know because they weren’t color coded then and I had no clue.

[Couvi @ReallyCouvi]

@IRC2017 @ManyATrueNerd He didn’t use the best image, but I do think the funky bit is with West Virginia

[The Onion @TheOnion]

https://t.co/wAIGb1POkv

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

to recap —
Rudy Colludy is getting disbarred.
Lin Wood was forced to retire.
Michael Cohen did time in prison.
Alina Habba has to pay a million-dollar fine
Evan Corcoran is up to his neck in the stolen documents case.
so answer me this: why would any lawyer continue to represent this toxic criminal fuck and possibly face career destruction, bankruptcy and prison?

hey, you know whose lawyers are sleeping just fine? the email lady's

[Marty Taylor @marty_taylorr]

Let me get this straight. The FBI has over 80,000 pages of evidence on George Santos. Kevin McCarthy says that is not enough for a House Ethics Committee investigation of George Santos. The FBI has zero pages of evidence against Adam Schiff. This evidence on George Santos was gathered during his 6 months in office. Adam Schiff has been in Congress for 23 years. And has had zero pages of evidence gathered against him by the FBI. George Santos is accused of committing crimes defrauding the government. Stealing unemployment funds. Defrauding investors and being part of a Ponzi scheme. All perfectly acceptable to Kevin McCarthy and the House GOP. Adam Schiff said something that made Donald Trump mad and he was censured by the McCarthy GOP led House. Schiff has served the country for over 23 years in Congress. Santos has less than 6 months and is under indictment. Who should be censured and who should be in good standing ? Kevin McCarthy will pay a hefty price for the damage he has done to the reputation of the Peoples House. Just to please Donald Trump and his Extreme MAGA House members. #DemVoice1

[Couvi @ReallyCouvi]

@filthymtgcasual Something annoying, like shuffle your deck for no reason

[Matthew Yglesias @mattyglesias]

Bad break for the GOP that the lifelong Republican FBI Director appointed by George W Bush turned out to be a hard-core leftist hack so then Trump had to fire him and hand-pick a new FBI Director, also a lifelong Republican, and he *also* turned out to be a leftist.

[Couvi @ReallyCouvi]

@SaffronOlive This all reeks of McDonald’s prize scandal like possibilities.

[Andrew Fleischman @ASFleischman]

Being gay was literally a crime until 2003. And Scalia wrote in dissent that if we made being gay legal we'd have to make fucking dogs legal.

https://t.co/TQSgDi5Y6s

[Jesse McLaren @McJesse]

Who else thinks the writers and actors should get paid more if someone watched this 55 times?

[🌈The Where True Love is Movement 🏳️‍⚧️ @WhereTrueLoveIs]

#lgbtqia

[Eliza Orlins @elizaorlins]

THIS IS A FUCKING OUTRAGE. THEY CAN’T STOP KILLING PEOPLE AT RIKERS SO THEY ARE JUST GOING TO STOP TELLING US. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK.

[Couvi @ReallyCouvi]

@Nika_Howard These are clearly CGI (Cute Goodboy Images)

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

FYI there’s a fake account on here impersonating me and going viral. The Twitter CEO has engaged it, boosting visibility.

It is releasing false policy statements and gaining spread.

I am assessing with my team how to move forward. In the meantime, be careful of what you see.

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

Three cheers for every single chemo spouse.

[Couvi @ReallyCouvi]

@samreich @briamgilbert @IfyNwadiwe @EleWoodsPHD @ozzymo @paulrobalino Exciting! Always great to see @briamgilbert hope to see more of him in dropout!

[Louisiana Ragin' Cajuns® Softball @RaginCajunsSB]

To the #BestFans who were with us every step ... 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐊 𝐘𝐎𝐔! 🤟

Bound for 𝐒𝐔𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐒, baby!

#GeauxCajuns ⚜️

[Balogun @balogun]

Today I became the first American player in history to score 20 or more goals in a top 5 league! Without my team-mates this wouldn’t be possible 🤞🦅