Rachel Ritson

BSc (Hons) Assoc. CIPD. Wife, mummy to Isabella, L&D professional, devourer of crisps, ice cream and history books.

[Bryan Behar @bryanbehar]

The face of someone who’s devoted their life to service, science and space exploration needing to listen to some draft-dodging, out-of-shape bozo brag that he easily could’ve been an astronaut.

[Hughes-on-the-Wold @NotThatHughes]

People truly overestimate the ability of the British to learn different languages

[Chris Smyth @Smyth_Chris]

MPs pay to reach £110,000 by the end of the current parliament, IPSA says

Expect current student loans furore to be replaced by a close Westminster interest in the high marginal rates in the £100-125,000 tax band

[ALASTAIR CAMPBELL @campbellclaret]

It is the casual contempt with which he treats allies, including military dead and alive, that so accelerates the contempt for him and for people like Miller and Vance who are pushing him to ever further extremes

[M.S @MalaakSafa]

Dolly Parton didn't spend her dollars on space travel or a trip to the titanic because she was writing checks to put 150 million books in the hands of children. https://t.co/OgOuYVxoVS

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

A psychopath, a con man and a rapist walk into a bar. The barman says "Good evening Mr Trump".

[Tom Holland @holland_tom]

I guess because an American car manufacturer has never had to squeeze past a tractor on a narrow & winding Wiltshire road? https://t.co/oWDLOcPbQU

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

Vulnerable elderly gentleman found wandering on a golf course, rambling incoherently about being the most powerful man in the world.

[Rupert Myers @RupertMyers]

They are *not* taking these tariffs lying down on the McDonald Islands

[Joseph Allen @j_g_allen]

Now economists know how scientists felt when he said “inject bleach”

[Kate Ferguson @kateferguson4]

EXCL - big breakthrough for women's health coming Monday!

The morning after pill will be given out for free at pharmacies.

Women are currently charged up to £30 for the emergency contraceptive

https://t.co/iEaN26v5B4

[Al Murray 🇺🇦 @almurray]

All those Cardinals standing themselves down.

[Lewis Goodall @lewis_goodall]

And it’s only because of the French the United States exists.

[Justin Trudeau @JustinTrudeau]

Good to have you back.

[Lewis Goodall @lewis_goodall]

Starmer: “I do not accept that the US is an unreliable ally.”

Starmer has to say this. The key is that he doesn’t believe it.

[Ryan Moulton @moultano]

People had several extra kids and then watched them die.

[Rupert Myers @RupertMyers]

This is how Zelensky should be treated - well done @Keir_Starmer

[Sam @slimsherwood]

Don't doubt that if Trump and Vance had been in Zelenskyy's position at the start of the invasion they'd have been on the first helicopter out of Kyiv.

[Rupert Myers @RupertMyers]

Good lord how - HOW - am I nostalgic for George Bush

[David Baddiel @Baddiel]

It’s really very swift, the move from trolls being fringe elements on the edge of the internet to them driving a new world order.