Really Real Steve

Laughter, coffee, and the Oxford comma. Improviser/Comedian/Writer/Hashtagger

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#OktoberFestIsntOverUntil till September 30th

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#IThoughtItWasLegal to lick the butter knife during dinner in the country club dining room

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Helltel Artemis #MoviesShownInHell
@hotelartemismov

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Thinking in Powers of Ten | Eames Office
#MoviesShownInHell

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Son, a little more to the left
#ThingsYourMomShoutsDuringSex

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Washing your hands
#ItsAlwaysAGoodTimeFor

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@Gen22 Subtitles: "WD40"

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You have taken narcissism to a whole new level #ThingsIWontTellMyEx

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I paid extra so they would graduate me on time.

#HonestGraduationSpeeches

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You are really REALLY bad at kissing

#ThingsIWontTellMyEx

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You're adopted

#WhiteLiesYouTellKids

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The Man With One Red Shoe 2: He Found The Other Red Shoe

#TherapeuticMovies

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#MyYoungerSelfShould should have stayed off Twitter

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Planning ahead for your lactose intolerance by eating while sitting on the toilet? https://t.co/f2QMIlEU2t

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Does your narcissism run in the family?
#AwkwardSpeedDatingQuestions

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#MakeAMovieSlower
The Big Stuck

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Jason Bored
#MakeAMovieSlower

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That was terrabyteful!🙁 https://t.co/dHI3hJGULI

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#VagueFilmTitles You, know, that one time at band camp?

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Oreo Speedwagon #AddOreosImproveAnything