Pamela Winchell

5'10, teleporting, horse-transforming Former Mayor of Night Vale. Director of Emergency Press Conferences.

[Pamela Winchell @ReallyTheMayor]

((Also if anyone is interested in meeting up. I'll be at MCM in London this weekend.))

[Pamela Winchell @ReallyTheMayor]

*recieves invite* Carlos is getting married?! MARRIED?! NO MORE KISSES?! I gotta see this!

[Pamela Winchell @ReallyTheMayor]

(Petition to get Welcome To Night Vale as a television show! I would donate so much money to that fund! )

[Pamela Winchell @ReallyTheMayor]

Oh wait.... It was Carlsberg.

[Pamela Winchell @ReallyTheMayor]

A strange being has been spotted at the abandonned mineshaft making its way into town.

[Pamela Winchell @ReallyTheMayor]

If life decides to mess with you, you just kill it and profit. Life is a bitch with fake boobs and a fake tan. She goes down fast.

[Pamela Winchell @ReallyTheMayor]

I am appaled that I wasn't invited by Cecil to do a September monologue!

[Pamela Winchell @ReallyTheMayor]

This job doesn't give me that much to do.... Where's Dana? We need to have a word.

[Pamela Winchell @ReallyTheMayor]

In any case of rain, be wary of the acid and rabid animals which follow.

[Pamela Winchell @ReallyTheMayor]

In life there is nothing more important than the love you have for performing surgery on the dead.

[Pamela Winchell @ReallyTheMayor]

Can I practice my pick-up lines on you? ;)

[Pamela Winchell @ReallyTheMayor]

Cute Night vale pihttp://nerd-flirt.tumblr.com/tagged/wtnvck-up lines ;)

[Pamela Winchell @ReallyTheMayor]

@Angel_of_nv Do you care to hear the details in an emergency press conference?

[Pamela Winchell @ReallyTheMayor]

Dear Erika, friday has run to hide from you. It has gotten tired from you asking about its where-abouts and has left the building.

[Pamela Winchell @ReallyTheMayor]

((I find it hard to move when I'm finally relaxing))

[Pamela Winchell @ReallyTheMayor]

((even though she's not mayor anymore I'm happy Pam still has such an important role ))

[Pamela Winchell @ReallyTheMayor]

*alarm bells sound overhead* I mean..... I MISS NOTHING! THIS IS AMAZING! YAY RETIREMENT!
*alarm bell stops*
pfewww

[Pamela Winchell @ReallyTheMayor]

i miss the secret labs, secret meetings, human sacrifices, blood rituals and spying. THIS IS BORING

[Pamela Winchell @ReallyTheMayor]

Being retired is amazing!!!
..... What the heck do you do when you're retired.... ?

[Pamela Winchell @ReallyTheMayor]

My advisors are City Council. But keep that a secret.