glizzie maguire

professional slot machine operator | omnidirectional extremist | least funny reply guy | views expressed are exclusively those of my employer

[Daily Memes @thedailymemes_]

Don't mind me... just passing through.

[Oliver Sherouse @OliverSherouse]

I've decided that I'm just going to put the question mark outside of the quotation marks when it's not part of the quote. The rule is wrong, and I'm just not going to do it.

[Faeria @TheFaeria]

i hate when ppl say they goon when in fact they are just jacking it off regular style for like 10 mins

[Daily Memes @thedailymemes_]

It's always the bikers fault.

[the wokest girl in the world @FR0TTAGEC0RE]

No it's Fucking Not

[Mini Modu @MinModulation]

stop asking "are videogames art" and start asking "are art videogames"

[James “Chadderall” Cheswick @cranialfissure]

Pointed my piss boner too low and submerged the tip

[. @playboicurrryy]

the wendy's app UI makes the burgers look like they were killed in action

[Khoa Vu @KhoaVuUmn]

AI is finally taking over economist's job. It's all over.

[Shirokuma @shirobruin]

I saw boys get bullied and yelled at just for being awkward or quiet, all with the tacit approval of adults. Saw teachers become blood enemies with autistic guys because they knew more about their hyperfixation than them.

“Allowed” to be quiet and awkward? tf you on about?

[Wie Dan🍃 @LudditeHacker]

My main experience with logging out is that extremely offline people repeat online discourse on a delay and you can just trace what online corner everything is from and how far they are behind.

[Daily Memes @thedailymemes_]

It's just like that first time.

[Anon @Greynxgga69]

The second Kirks kid gains consciousness they’re gonna develop mental illnesses the world has never seen before

[rafael @rafaeldoenca]

"podemos discordar e ainda ser amigos" sim, sobre direitos humanos e política, não sobre remakes de videogames

[Dog Biter @necrobranson]

When you read a book, do you imagine yourself as the main character, or do you imagine yourself as an offscreen character that is getting their perfect pole sucked and licked, being brought to their erotic limit until they just can’t take it anymore?