Brian Yates

Husband to my lovely wife, father to the best kids, Paw-paw to the cutest grandchildren, and owner of the coolest business ever!

[Brian Yates @Really_Brian]

@EliabMukun3281 Lame

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@maziehirono Speaking of stupid asses, how are you?

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@JeffMerkley Your constituents want you to pass the SAVE AMERICA ACT. Both parties want it. Why are you ignoring us?

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@SenatorSlotkin @SenAdamSchiff @SenMarkKelly You really got screwed when they handed out hair. Woof!

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@PramilaJayapal Like Soros?

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@LaurenUnderwood No, Ms. Underwear, you are wrong.

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@RepTedLieu Retarded. Badly.

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@TrumpsHurricane She looks just like my dog's butt would if you put glasses on it, and if he was having diarrhea.

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@RepJasonCrow Everywhere you go, you lie to whoever is around you.

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@SenPeterWelch I heard he couldn't play well with others on the team.

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@SenRubenGallego Hey love-chunks! You and Swalwell been out cruising any young hookers together lately?

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@maziehirono Republicans fought to pass the civil rights bill without a single Democrat vote. We are mindful of Democrats always trying to use people of color to benefit themselves. This ruling keeps race out of all redistricting decisions, which is how it should be. Sorry Democrats!

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@heyitsmeCarolyn She caught that version of COVID tgat causes you to get a fat ass. She caught it several times.

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@sacbee_news Bwahahaha! Usually one must visit the Babylon Bee to see this level of entertainment!

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@RepJerryNadler I remember during the Trump impeachment shit show, you snuck up and took the floor, so Pelosi couldn't. That was funny.

Later you crapped your pants on national TV, and did this mini sideways mini steps to get off the stage! Bwahahaha!

You really are a joke!

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@HunterBiden @JaulaDePerreo How about: "How about “Let’s take another crack-head with a Biden.”

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@HunterBiden Yeah. Tell us about your extensive electrical knowledge for Ukraine, grifter.

Your defense is pointing you finger at someone else? No one's family is more crooked than yours.

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@HunterBiden @PMastersMusic Oh. Of course. Fox News made you look the way you are. It wasn't the videos on your laptop, or you being a bad father, or you being drunk, or high. Fox News. Got it. @FoxNews

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@RepDexterOR They knew your ugly mug would scare the kids, of course!

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@TinaKotek We've voted by mail and have had corrupt elections for 50 years!