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[Rohan @Reauxhan]

You don’t even need five functioning brain cells to know why this is not, in any way, “mind-boggling”.

[Semafor @semafor]

Visitors to the US are on track to drop by almost two million year-on-year.

“We’re the only major country in the world losing visitation,” the head of the US Travel Association said. “It’s mind-boggling.”

https://t.co/4G2rJ1n8e0

[Adam Cochran (adamscochran.eth) @adamscochran]

Hasan needs to shut the hell up.

He has nothing to do with Talarico’s campaign. Talarico’s campaign is the success of Talarico’s morals, policies and his hard working team’s outreach to the people of Texas.

This narcissist trying to insert himself into the race only serves GOP content farms.

He had the audacity to go on to say:

-To win Talarico needs to be *more* progressive and court the far left… *IN TEXAS*

And

-We can’t let him become a “do nothing Democrat”

Yeah.

The guy who sits on his ass streaming all day watching news and reading other people’s tweets is worried that the most effective Democratic legislator in the history of Texas’ state legislature, will “do nothing”

All this asshat does is farm controversy while giving GOP fodder. Truly daft.

[Phil @Phxlly]

Chase Young lowkey shedded the bust label and it’s not talked about enough

[Spencer Hakimian @SpencerHakimian]

Seeing JD Vance and Brandon Gill have to defend marrying Indian women to their white nationalist fans is hilarious

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

I’ve never been selected for jury duty either. Courts must be fake. MAGA discovering that 1,000 people can be a sample of millions is their toughest math problem yet. These idiots are dumb af.

[The Captain's Blog @williamnyy23]

@L0m3z @christopherrufo It's worth noting that this discussion is taking place between a Jew and an Italian, two groups who would have been identified as being outside the homogenous comfort zone less than a century ago.

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

Watching Rams fans complain about a missed PI call on an out route at the 5 yard line on the right side of the field with 1 minute to go in the 4th quarter with Sean Payton as the opposing coach

[The Green Dragon Tavern @greendragonhq]

“Vote red to save our country”

Meanwhile, this is how Republicans run their states..

Highest murder rate
🔴 Louisiana — 10.8 per 100,000
🔴 New Mexico — 10.5 per 100,000
🔴 Alabama — 8.7 per 100,000
🔴 Tennessee — 7.9 per 100,000
🔴 Missouri — 7.8 per 100,000
FBI UCR 2024

Highest poverty rate
🔴 Louisiana — ~18.7–18.9%
🔴 Mississippi — ~17.8–18.9%
🔵 New Mexico — ~16.4–17.8%
🔴 West Virginia — ~16.7%
🔴 Kentucky — ~15.6–16.1%
U.S. Census Bureau / ACS

Lowest education
🔴 Alaska
🔴 Oklahoma
🔴 West Virginia
🔴 Kentucky
🔵 New Mexico
WalletHub 2026 Best School Systems

Worst healthcare
🔴 Alaska
🔴 Mississippi
🔴 Georgia
🔴 Texas
🔴 West Virginia
WalletHub 2026 Best & Worst States for Healthcare

Lowest life expectancy
🔴 Mississippi — ~73.9 years
🔴 West Virginia — ~74.0 years
🔴 Alabama — ~74.9 years
🔴 Kentucky — ~74.8 years
🔴 Louisiana — ~75.1 years

Highest infant mortality
🔴 Mississippi
🔴 Alabama
🔴 Arkansas
🔴 Louisiana
🔴 West Virginia
CDC / March of Dimes

Highest maternal mortality
🔴 Mississippi
🔴 Alabama
🔴 Arkansas
🔴 Louisiana
🔴 Tennessee
CDC / Commonwealth Fund

Highest teen pregnancy
🔴 Mississippi
🔴 Arkansas
🔴 Louisiana
🔴 Oklahoma
🔴 Alabama
CDC teen birth rates

Most federally reliant states
🔴 Alaska
🔴 Kentucky
🔴 West Virginia
🔴 Mississippi
🔴 Louisiana
WalletHub 2026 Most & Least Federally Dependent States

Highest obesity rate
🔴 West Virginia — 41.4%
🔴 Mississippi — 40.4%
🔴 Louisiana — 39.2%
🔴 Arkansas — 38.9%
🔴 Alabama — 38.9%
CDC BRFSS / Trust for America’s Health 2024–2025

Highest food insecurity
🔴 Arkansas — 19.4%
🔴 Kentucky — 18.8%
🔴 Louisiana — 17.7%
🔴 Texas — 17.6%
🔴 Mississippi — 17.3%
USDA ERS (2022–2024 average)

Lowest GDP per capita
🔴 Mississippi
🔴 West Virginia
🔴 Arkansas
🔴 Alabama
🔴 Kentucky
Bureau of Economic Analysis / USAFacts 2024

Worst state economies
🔴 West Virginia
🔴 Kentucky
🔴 Louisiana
🔴 Mississippi
🔴 Oklahoma
WalletHub 2026 Best &

Highest adult smoking
🔴 West Virginia
🔴 Kentucky
🔴 Mississippi
🔴 Arkansas
🔴 Tennessee
CDC BRFSS / America’s Health Rankings

Highest uninsured rate
🔴 Texas
🔴 Oklahoma
🔴 Georgia
🔴 Mississippi
🔴 Florida
U.S. Census Bureau / ACS

Lowest bachelor’s degree attainment
🔴 West Virginia
🔴 Mississippi
🔴 Arkansas
🔴 Louisiana
🔴 Kentucky
U.S. Census Bureau / WalletHub Most Educated States 2026

Worst overall U.S. News state rank
🔴 Louisiana
🔴 Alaska
🔴 Mississippi
🔵 New Mexico
🔴 Arkansas
U.S. News Best States 2026

Highest incarceration rate
🔴 Louisiana — 1,067 per 100,000
🔴 Mississippi — 1,020 per 100,000
🔴 Arkansas — 912 per 100,000
🔴 Oklahoma — 905 per 100,000
🔴 Alabama — 898 per 100,000
Prison Policy Initiative

Highest drug overdose death rate
🔴 West Virginia
🔴 Alaska
🔵 New Mexico
🔵 Washington
🔴 Tennessee
CDC / Trust for America’s Health 2024

Highest suicide rate
🔴 Alaska
🔴 Wyoming
🔴 Montana
🔴 New Mexico
🔴 Idaho
CDC / Trust for America’s Health 2024

Highest child poverty / worst child well-being
🔴 Mississippi
🔴 Louisiana
🔴 New Mexico
🔴 West Virginia
🔴 Arkansas
Annie E. Casey Foundation KIDS COUNT

[Robert J Ellingsworth 🆓 @BY1959]

This pretty much nails it.

[Willie Ross Jr. Knee Deep @RossKneeDeep]

You know what's crazy? MAGA was all in on hanging every pedophile in the Epstein Files, until they found out it was Trump.

[Rohan @Reauxhan]

@pitdesi All these folks are going to try to claim they never saw it coming. It’s imperative they’re never allowed to forget their complicity in it. Fuck Peter Thiel.

[Circe @vocalcry]

It hurts to see other people living your dream

[Tony Posnanski @tonyposnanski]

NFL Twitter is like nothing I have ever seen.

People posting Jaxson Dart is injured but definitely ready by Jan 6th.

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Barack Obama at his last press briefing with reporters, 2017:

"I have enjoyed working with all of you. That does not, of course, mean that I've enjoyed every story that you have filed, but that's the point of this relationship. You're not supposed to be sycophants. You're supposed to be skeptics. You're supposed to ask me tough questions. You're not supposed to be complimentary, but you're supposed to cast a critical eye on folks who hold enormous power."

[Lakshya Jain @lxeagle17]

Got our latest poll back at @TheArgumentMag. I've scoured a lot of data and cut it a bunch of different ways, but no matter *what* you do, all I can say is: JFC, this is one of the worst environments I have ever seen for Republicans, and literally all of it is just due to Trump.

[Rohan @Reauxhan]

@theliamnissan I would hope real Liam finds this hysterical and that you get a photo op with him someday!

[CajunExile @cajun_exile]

"They seem genuinely convinced they're members of some landed Southern aristocracy because they own a blazer, drink bourbon, and once stood near a chandelier. That's what makes Ole Miss arrogance so spectacular.

Texas arrogance is backed by money, academics, and championships. Alabama arrogance is backed by the greatest football dynasty the sport has ever seen.

Ole Miss arrogance is backed by a bow tie, a tailgate, and a deeply held conviction that putting on loafers magically transforms a Mississippi redneck into a member of the British peerage. They're not even pretending to be athletic royalty anymore. They've skipped directly to pretending they're actual royalty. The Grove isn't Versailles. Oxford isn't the Hamptons. And wearing pastel pants while getting hammered under a tent doesn't make you high society. It makes you a redneck with a dress code.”
–– Author unknown

[Rohan @Reauxhan]

@Thiss_Youu Just sad that Lindsey Graham won't be around to see this and his tweet prediction from years ago come to full fruition.

[Rohan @Reauxhan]

Truly the dumbest motherfucker to ever hold this position. And has convinced all the other morons he's a 'businessman.'

[Steven Huffman @Poeslawisalive]

President Trump Explains Trade Deficits:

“If we buy 2 billion dollars worth of Bananas from Brazil, we’re actually losing 2 billion dollars. So if we stop eating bananas, we actually save 2 billion dollars”.

It’s just simple Economics.

[Bill Simmons @BillSimmons]

We have a new entry in the dumbest NFL rules ever contest