Remember, it's illegal to use your phone while driving. Instead, use the giant iPad built into the car and flip through 50 settings to use navigation or turn ac on.
When I got arrested for Nazi Pug, I got held in jail until my court date due to the "serious nature" of my "offence".
But the guy who threw a toddler into a crocodile enclosure to try and have him ripped limb from limb has already been bailed the very next day.
Clown country.
🚨 WOW! Major Capers just went maximum selfless patriot mode after President Trump gave him the Medal of Honor
"I can't say I'm happy to be here because this award belongs to a lot of young men who followed me and died in battlefields around this world for a country that we honor this flag."
"There's no real satisfaction in getting a medal when I've lost so much."
"We're one unit. When one falls, somebody else has to replace that one, that person who fell."
"I feel honored to have the support that I find today. I'm honored. And I give gratitude to the ones who made this happen."
"When your men are in peril and you have an opportunity to save your men, I chose to get off the helicopter to lighten the load."
Living legend.