Reba

My apparent not so secret alter ego. A place for me to be myself, and be ever so slightly offensive. *Views and sass are my own. #fatpower #fatpants

[Reba @RebaFatpants]

I just remembered a moment from last weekend when we were really high and debated about how big Noah’s ark would have had to be.
🐿🦥🦤🐪🦧

[Reba @RebaFatpants]

Today is the worst day to have a certain female appointment with my doctor.

Sorry doc.

#heatdome

[Reba @RebaFatpants]

it's currently 28 degrees in my apartment. Every crevasse is sweaty.

Currently working in the dark with no shirt on. Must remember to put one on before my next meeting...

[Reba @RebaFatpants]

Me: I’m going to go to bed early!

My bladder: ha! About that…

[Reba @RebaFatpants]

Just throwing this out there - Peter Krause is a DILF

[Reba @RebaFatpants]

Smile even though your heart is breaking

[Reba @RebaFatpants]

I think I have a crazy ex boyfriend

[Reba @RebaFatpants]

I am super excited to do my fecal test… better get my shit together!

[Reba @RebaFatpants]

@czerwinskier I love my white hair - it was just a shock to see how far it's gone haha

[Reba @RebaFatpants]

Hotel Mirrors are fabulous…

They really highlight just how much white hair I have.

[Reba @RebaFatpants]

For the record, I would say about 1/3+ of my hair is now white.

[Reba @RebaFatpants]

Hotel Mirrors are fabulous…

They really highlight just how much white hair I have.

[Reba @RebaFatpants]

Did i just belch out loud while Matt was ordering pizza on the phone?

YUP

[Reba @RebaFatpants]

Tis the season for clinical strength deodorant

[Reba @RebaFatpants]

It is really fucking lonely living by yourself in a pandemic.

M has his family, best friends have their sisters… I have just me and the cats.

It is so hard right now. I feel very alone.

[Reba @RebaFatpants]

Honestly I am surprised these accusations against Jake Paul did not come out sooner.

That guy is a gigantic douche, and needs to go away.

[Lexi LaFleur Brown @lexilafleur]

A hobby of mine is finding ridiculous items for sale at Nordstrom’s. This might be my best find yet.

[Reba @RebaFatpants]

The best part is... I don’t think the person knows that actually isn’t Nirvana. They called it a ‘Vintage Nirvana Tote Bag’ in the description

The stuff you find in #FacebookMarketplace #yvr

[Reba @RebaFatpants]

To everyone who was partying down at #EnglishBay last night and tonight...

I hope you get explosive diarrhea

#selfish #stayhome

[Reba @RebaFatpants]

Spend less than 2 minutes on Twitter and you’ll count 10+ people that were dropped on their head as babies

Idiots.

[Reba @RebaFatpants]

I feel just absolutely gutted right now.

Why is it those that you love the most can hurt you the most?