Reba Landon

wifey. mama. ice cream lover. random tweeter.

[Reba Landon @RebaLandon]

Dear high school girls,
You don’t know how easy you have it with those chunky, block heels.
Sincerely, a bitter almost 30 year old.

[Reba Landon @RebaLandon]

9 July - literal tears because I had the wrong pan to cook eggs... I switched them when he was distracted by the orange juice debate with his father.

[Reba Landon @RebaLandon]

July 2020 feels like a good time to bring back “The Chronicles of Raising a Small Human” - so here you are folks

[Reba Landon @RebaLandon]

8 July - NEEDED a drink of water after getting buckled in car seat and I’m not about to dehydrate my child so I hand a water bottle with a half inch left. He takes a sip then proceeds to dump the rest on himself. “Oops, I’s spilled...”

[Reba Landon @RebaLandon]

Spring time is track time. And I will always think of Mr. B during the spring.

[Jeremy Hoeck @jhoeck]

I’ve always enjoyed running into and talking to Parker’s Phil Bjorneberg at cross country & track events

Bjorneberg Leaves Legacy Of Success In Track, Cross Country https://t.co/Acn6w6FMUB via @pressanddakotan

[Reba Landon @RebaLandon]

What’s the conversion for cups of coffee to cups of water? Is that like 4 = 1? #neverenoughcoffee

[Reba Landon @RebaLandon]

As a parent, I’ve learned to never underestimate the power of bribing with food.

[Reba Landon @RebaLandon]

Some of you have never had to talk a toddler out a refrigerator and it shows.

[Reba Landon @RebaLandon]

Ok. I’m crying.

[Reba Landon @RebaLandon]

Season 2 of The Handmaid’s Tale was too much for me.

[John Crist @johnbcrist]

Yo y’all needs to chiiiiiiill lol

[Jaarsma Bakery @JaarsmaBakery]

Retweet if you love #JaarsmaBakery!

[Reba Landon @RebaLandon]

@djl2258 @jeremiahlandon Thank you!

[Reba Landon @RebaLandon]

Ah, but he just tried to convince said child that his favorite ornament is the Hawkeye one. Wrong.

[Reba Landon @RebaLandon]

I’m doing my hair and my husband is busy explaining all of our ornaments 🎄 to our babe. Sweet memories to be made 🧡

[Reba Landon @RebaLandon]

@_AMClark

[Tom Munns @TomMunns1]

I can’t stop watching this. Dad of the year 😂👏🏻⚽️

[Reba Landon @RebaLandon]

We went to the pumpkin patch and play yard today, but I forgot to take a picture. Did it actually happen?

[post mal-asch'lye @shledema]

Mid-sermon, my pastor genuinely made a point by saying, "As @johnbcrist would say, check your heart."