I went through the chick fil a drive through bawling and the girl asked me if I wanted a chocolate or vanilla milkshake. And I was like no I ordered a sweet tea and she goes “no honey you need a milkshake”
Service: unmatched
i cannot believe that there are women in the world who don’t want to actively support and empower other women. girls, i am ALWAYS on your side. you’re fucking incredible.
this semester is comeback szn. we getting A’s, we getting money, we eating healthy, we lifting heavy, our tans aren’t fading, and our relationships are thriving💐🧠✨🍑 speaking it into existence!!!
for every rt this gets i won’t self harm for a day. if you rt this i’ll put your @ into a jar and each time i feel like harming myself i’ll pull out a name & dm that user “thank you for caring.” this sounds lame but at least you can say you saved a life.
I will never say no to a coffee date like you wanna catch up and sip coffee and spend time together????? That’s like 3 of my love languages in one date
Just an FYI: if you’ve ever handwritten me a note (thank you card, birthday card, etc) I have not and will probably not ever throw that guy away. I am a SUCKER for handwritten things and I will literally cry even if it’s not sappy
LADIES IMAGINE THIS: you stop idealizing marriage and start acting like a 23 year old with her whole life ahead of her. You get an education, you travel the world, and you stop assuming your life starts and ends with a husband.
IF A CREEP WANTS YOUR NUMBER
605-475-6968 -Rejection hotline, politely explains that whoever gave you this number turned you down
866-740-4531 -Responds with "I am Groot"
515-808-2362 -Only plays the John Cena thing
309-889-0497 -Plays the Evangelion theme
RT to save a life!